Gemmill

You deserve everything that's coming out of you.

Well then you're not welcome in this thread so fuck off!

Tremendous!

It's not just me this happens to then.

You must be a student?

Will this day EVER fucking end?!

Extract from the review of Geordie Boyo's favourite haunt, Mood, in The Gate: So, I walk through the portals and survey the decor, and I'm thinking, "Mmm, yes. Heavy Gaudi influence, with strong elements of Gothic and Moorish, coupled with striking wrought iron and almost breathtaking use of catenary arches." My mind races as I try to remember which of Gaudi's works this most closely resembles: is it the secular splendour of the Palau Guëll, or the fairytale façade of Casa Batlló? Maybe this incredible interior is most redolent of the little-known but supremely sumptuous Puerta de la Finca Miralles. And then my learned companion captures the very essence of the building with his carefully-worded summary: "Wha-hey! It's just like Noel's House Party in here!"

You would, gay boy!

Got it straight away, twat-features! If, and it's a big if, The Fish is right about that NOTFORYOU thing, I'd say the artist would have to be a right smug little wanker. I've even more contempt for them now than I had previously. "OOooooo it's art, but it's not for you. Aren't I clever!"

I know this has been linked a few times on here before: www.theburglarsdog.co.uk but it's now available as a book as well. Might make a canny stocking filler for any locals.

I'm tired.

I don't think I've ever seen it mis-spelt quite so appallingly. I'm assuming the word he was looking for is brouhaha.

I just wonder how much money is getting spent on the whole thing tbh. And that "NOTFORYOU" thing, alright it's piqued my interest and got me asking what it is, but it's hardly art. I came over the swing bridge on the way back from work last night and could see the pink or purple lights shining on some building, and the polka dots they were swirling around the quayside and it looked alright, but "NOTFORYOU" is pap! When I did GCSE art I did it for a skive and would just come up with rubbish ideas that involved the least work possible. I can't help but think that a lot of "artists" are making a lot of money doing the same thing.

It's "art" apparently. Pulling my fucking piss pipes tbh. http://www.visitnewcastlegateshead.com/1982/Glow_Trail.html

Anyone else seen this? If you're heading southbound on the Tyne Bridge, there's a big Hollywood-sign sized flashing sign on top of Tyne Bridge Tower (the scabby office block on your left on the south side of the bridge) flashing on and off with the words NOTFORYOU. What's all that about?

Happy birthday. And no whining about the fact you're 20. I'm 31 in a couple of weeks time. 31 ffs!

Finishing bang on half 4. Month end though so I'm gonna be canny busy today. Should make the day go a bit quicker though, I suppose.

Pretty awful story like.

Took me fucking ages to get home like. Ridiculous.

sage advice Only thing that's been getting me to sleep is well... sharing a bed. Is this you trying to tell us that you're no longer a virgin?

You know you're having a bad day when a German pulls you up for making a bad joke.

I've not said a word to her! I imagine her as Millie Tant though. Bit of a butch username.

I never watch that channel. Probably worth taping some Partridge though. God I'm so bored I even made this reply. I was just thinking it, but that wasn't enough to alleviate my boredom.