Gemmill

Not sure when this comes out, but they were on about it on the telly this morning - apparently that little twat off Harry Potter is worth £14m! Anyway, just had a look at the list of most wealthy entertainers, and Graham fucking Norton is in the top ten and is worth a whopping £24m!? I'm at a loss to understand this. Is he the producer on some ridiculously profitable show that I don't know about or something? I thought he was just flavour of the month for a short period of time. Also - I saw this on GMTV this morning where Fiona "Annoying Bitch" Phillips came out with the following classic line. The lad who just won I'm a Celebrity was singing his latest single entitled "Don't let it go to waste". He gets to the end - cut back to Philips who goes "That was Matt with his latest single. Appropriate song title for someone that recently ate a kangaroo's anus." Alan Partridge-tastic.

Only because the fall we've experienced under dickwad has been so rapid that we skipped it altogether and opted immediately for "shit", bypassing mediocrity on the way. proves my point you don't know true mediocrity either. What does this even mean, Leazes? What are we now if not mediocre? Can you honestly say you think we're good? And before you start (and I'm gonna bold this for emphasis), I don't want to hear about signing England internationals or qualifying regularly for Europe because that doesn't preclude you from being mediocre. We've got internationals in the current squad and we're in the relegation zone over a quarter of the way through the season, and the UEFA Cup is a competition packed to the rafters with mediocre teams - you only need to have a mediocre season to qualify for it ffs. Who have we played in the tournament this season that have been anything above mediocre? What would you say we are if we aren't mediocre? Just because we've got a nicer stadium than we had when we were "truly mediocre" and our training facilities aren't "truly mediocre" doesn't mean the manager and the team on the pitch aren't.

Are you married now like, Zath? Congrats if so.

That's fucking class.

That's quite a range tbh. deja vous Can't believe you tried to claim you can speak French and don't need subtitles to watch a French film.

Only because the fall we've experienced under dickwad has been so rapid that we skipped it altogether and opted immediately for "shit", bypassing mediocrity on the way.

Fair play to him, but he is exceptionally lucky to have made so much money out of that. I think it has to be chalked up as an exception that proves some sort of rule about very shit concepts. So he was spawny then.

Marshall Valvestate 8080 for sale! Make me an offer, bitches!

I can just see sammy turning to his lass. "Oi birdo, good doco, but do you reckon old Lordo has to pay for those.....errrrr.....dildos?"

A doco, man? What is it with Aussies having to shorten every word so it ends in o.

A MILLIONAIRE student actually. The worst kind! I bet he still pays for Boots Meal Deals with a cheque though, the twat!

I know it's not really spawny man ffs!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6199898.stm Ridiculously good idea and the little twat is a dollar millionaire in 3 months! I hate students!

He got a bit wound up himself by Collingwood yesterday and was shouting at him as he ran past at one point, and saying something to the umpire, so I assume Collingwood was in his ear. I reckon Collingwood's a bit nails though so I'm not sure you could really get into his head. He might be a mackem, but he's made of sterner stuff than the likes of Bell and Jones. I saw the incident you're talking about. Yes, the two 'had words', but that is an indication of how much Shane Warne gets inside the opposition's (particularly England's) heads. On that occasion, it was Collingwood who felt it necessary to give him verbals - and indication of how much Warne is in the England team's mindset. Looked to me like Warne was the one wound up on that occasion though. I agree though, he's a bit of a master at it. I'd love that though - just standing in close round a batsman winding him up constantly until he breaks. My dream job!

I can see what you're saying, but I can't imagine any way that, on the verge of doing something like that, that it's an easy thing to go through with. To know that seconds or minutes from now you'll no longer be alive. That's got to be fucking hard to go through with whatever method you choose to do it. I've always said on these threads in the past that it's something I could never do because of the impact it would have on the people you left behind - it would destroy my mam - but I don't think the act itself is cowardly. In a funny sort of way, I think you'd maybe need to be pretty brave to go through with it.

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. I dunno mate, most of the accountancy do's I've been to have been fairly tame affairs. Not boring or owt (after all, I was there ) but not a lot of shenanigans. Apart from that one time when this Scottish slut called Debbie with biiiiiig wabs decided to straddle one of the partners laps at the Christmas do, and do some grinding on him, and drape her impressive cleavage in his face. She might have got away with it if he hadn't been sat right next to his astonished wife.

He got a bit wound up himself by Collingwood yesterday and was shouting at him as he ran past at one point, and saying something to the umpire, so I assume Collingwood was in his ear. I reckon Collingwood's a bit nails though so I'm not sure you could really get into his head. He might be a mackem, but he's made of sterner stuff than the likes of Bell and Jones.

Just joking, dear!

That comes as no great surprise.

On the telly yesterday one of the commentators said the Aussies call Hoggard 'The Janitor', or something similar as 'he is always cleaning up other people's mistakes.' Thought it was class how the Aussies have taken to calling Bell "The Shermanator".

Aye he turned to each of his bowlers and they all let him down. Feel a bit sorry for him. Mind he could have done with scoring more than 2 runs himself. Apparently no team in test history has declared on that high a first innings score and gone on to lose - RECORDBREAKERS!!

5 dot balls from Flintoff, followed by a 7. Let down by retards.

Martyn is such an arrogant cockend.

Will they just send Gilchrist in to welly it all over?

Probably to minimise the chance of conceeding any boundaries and them knocking it off quicker. Not working though is it? They'll need to twig this shortly.