Gemmill

Somebody's sig on there.

By the way, you think you read some stupid posts on NO. Check out this bad boy from that Inter forum:

This lad (clearly a student given the amount of time he's devoted to this one post) has gone to the trouble of putting together a humongous post on Martins on the Inter forums, complete with goals, descriptions and a load of stats. Here if anyone wants a look at what we have in store: http://www.forza-inter.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128

I had some mates over from America for that West Ham game. They nodded off it was that dull. Having spent three years over there telling them how great football is in this country I looked a right spanner.

Something tells me you're not gonna get a serious answer on this one, Fatso.

Le Dracula?

My mate works for a biotech company in Northern California if you fancy a serious change of scenery, Renton?

Roeder seems to be getting sick of having to deal with that moron after the Martins age debacle.

I fail to see how he can tailor the CV too much without even knowing who the employer is tbh. Obviously you would attempt to tailor it as close as possible to the job title, but without much in the way of a job description you're gonna be struggling - at the risk of leaving something out that they might be looking for, I'd be putting as much in as possible without making it overly long.

On this board you should know better than to say stuff like the bit in bold. Especially with a big grin on the end.

2*double matresses, decent quality, condition okay, not shabby. Nay pissy stains. one double pine wardrobe. nowt wrong with it. You should consider work in sales. Or designing labels to stick on things in furniture shops. I'm picturing a beautiful oak wardrobe with a luminous orange card cut into a star shape with "NOWT WRONG WITH IT" written on in marker.

He'll know the reg too if we press him on it.

Don't worry about tailoring it if the advert is that vague. Just fill your CV with any and everything you think will be relevant and send it in. I do all of my job applications through a recruiter (Nigel Wright in the town), and as far as I'm aware they send the same CV out to everyone on my behalf.

Is that made-up?

And is this the one you keep telling me I can have? 183627[/snapback] Oh yeah, I keep forgetting to give you the POISONOUS PHONE! It's all cordlesses, not just my mam's ones.

Strange that jobs like that should be predominantly based anywhere. Sounds like ideal work-from-home work to me.

Some are turning their nose up at Ranieri on the SMB, with one lad claiming that Ranieri's agents have approached Sunderland on numerous occasions, but the club have told him they don't want him.

What do you do currently Renton, if you dont mind me asking? 183580[/snapback] The clue's in the username.

Running through the policeman's legs, tweaking his bollocks on the way, when they come on to try and get him.

Aye there is that as well. He could just as easily be hinting at a move to Sunderland.

It was against Charlton in either 86 or 87 and we won 2-1. Cornwell scored and it was the first and last football match my dad ever went to - he's not much of a football fan and only took me because my mam made him.

Those are ooooooooooooooold quotes.

So in the end it turns out Boumsong went for 4.5 or 4.7 million EUROS. The idiot Oliver reported it as 4.5 million pounds. What a spanner!

This is the first I've even heard of the incident.

I'm on my side, if that's ok?