Gemmill

Best ever defender to play for us though 185136[/snapback] After Bellamy, Woodgate is the second biggest pin-up boy for those that pine after our former players. FACT!

LISTEN DICKHEADS! He is shite man! He never plays! Real are letting him go on loan because they know he's a crock but they know they can't sell him because everyone else knows he's a crock. Some of you are as bad as Shepherd with your Woodgate obsession. He never plays, therefore he's utterly useless.

aimaad. The lad from Pakistan. 185113[/snapback] Toucan play that game tbh. 185120[/snapback] A thousand apologies sir!

Not if he's always injured and why would he accept about a thrid of what he is reported to be on? Better spent elsewhere. 185069[/snapback] well the story is Real are prepared to pay 'a large slice' of his 70K a week. Doesnt that make it worth it then even if he would only play 15 games? A large slice says to me a fair bit more than half. So say 20K a week? If he plays half the games is it value for money? I think so 185110[/snapback] If I offered you a large slice of pie, are you seriously suggesting you would expect to get more than half of it, you greedy pig?

Maybe slightly overpriced but only by a million or two. He'll score goals though.

Most random abuse EVER! 185099[/snapback] Just as well he knows I'm only messing with him or I might be in for a verbal toasting 185109[/snapback] See? Living in fear.

aimaad. The lad from Pakistan.

Wouldn't have minded him here, but hopefully he'll cause no end of bother for the fat shaven bull, Allardyce.

Stephen Fry would have a hard time being interviewed by Craig Hope ffs.

Whatever, mingers!

Actually, it's not just Enfield he looks like, it's Loadsamoney. Seriously he's like a chubby Loadsamoney. Loadsabelly if you please.

I think Solano's looked pretty poor so far this season tbh. Milner is much more mobile and offers more going forward. You'll always miss Solano's neat passing but I think the time has come for him to make way based on current evidence.

Not if he's always injured and why would he accept about a thrid of what he is reported to be on? Better spent elsewhere. 185069[/snapback] Well if we engineered the deal right we could return him to them once he breaks down. And it wouldn't be Woodgate missing out on the money, I thought the story was Real were prepared to pay a fair whack of his wages? 185074[/snapback] Real are not gonna accept a deal where they have to take him back if he breaks down, or they may as well just keep him and save themselves the hassle. £35k pw is £1.8m p.a. Not worth it for a player who doesn't play. Let's wash our hands of Woodgate and let him go and collect his sick pay off someone else.

Woah man! I'm not a blind closet Luque-lover, I'm just trying to look at things objectively. Luque went missing quite a bit last night and at times, was not doing the job he should have been doing. It might not be his best position, but you should do the best job you can in the position you are asked to play in. Luque was guilty of not doing that last night - at least not for the full 90. Gol - I'm not sure how to take your 'not the worst post' comment? 185018[/snapback] Well it was a good post. I would have been more positive, but I'm a bit scared of Gemmill and Alex. 185032[/snapback] Aye, Gemmil: 'The big Gay Robot' is a bit frightening like, strangely non-metallic when you meet him though 185075[/snapback] NAILS. That's me.

You'd need brass balls tbh. I am the God of hellfire and I bring you...LOGIC. 185072[/snapback] You are the God of Spanish-lummox-loving tbh.

I hope Spurs and West Ham have a hard time adjusting to European football and get their arses kicked early on tbh. Although the competition is so weak these days they probably won't - if Boro can get to the final ffs.

You wanna be careful I don't do the same to you with this Luque rubbish.

Nice trip to Prague for Spurs fans. We got gypped!

Nice trip to Sicily for the fans though!

My football opinions are usually pretty sensible, I'm not talking out me arse, you know! You, on the other hand, seem to be having a psychotic episode this pre-season. 185042[/snapback] It's like when you scared aimaad off, his spirit passed into you or something.

Woah man! I'm not a blind closet Luque-lover, I'm just trying to look at things objectively. Luque went missing quite a bit last night and at times, was not doing the job he should have been doing. It might not be his best position, but you should do the best job you can in the position you are asked to play in. Luque was guilty of not doing that last night - at least not for the full 90. Gol - I'm not sure how to take your 'not the worst post' comment? 185018[/snapback] Well it was a good post. I would have been more positive, but I'm a bit scared of Gemmill and Alex. 185032[/snapback] Us two mongs? You are joking aren't you? 185044[/snapback] Speak for yourself, he has every reason to fear me.

Look up.

He's trying. 184936[/snapback] tbh.

Liverpool are welcome to him and his wages tbh. He won't play 15 games for them all season. Waste of time, space and medication.

Good effort. I came up with something to the tune of the Flipper themetune at the match last night, but on reflection, it was shit.