Gemmill

He never mentioned he was wanting it for football coverage, ladies.

Ahhh, the TRUE ginga posts in the thread.

Check it out kids. I'm not ginger either - it's normally a crushing blow when people arrive at a piss-up expecting to see a fat ginger monster, only to be confronted by a handsome specimen like myself. 183002[/snapback] When magpiespaw came to a piss-up and we were discussing your gingerness (or lack thereof) at the chip van outside The Trent there was a kid in the queue who was bright ginger and staring at us 183005[/snapback] And no, Renton, I haven't saved it you plank. It's still in the thread where you wrote it.

Where you going?

Check it out kids. I'm not ginger either - it's normally a crushing blow when people arrive at a piss-up expecting to see a fat ginger monster, only to be confronted by a handsome specimen like myself.

3 days normally have passed by the time the sound reaches me, you lanky freak.

24 is class, but I got bored with Prison Break pretty quickly. Lost's just getting on my nerves these days - stringing it out to make as much money out of it as possible, and duping people into thinking there are a ton of magical secrets in it. The thread on Lost on NO is hilarious, the amount of extra reading people will do on a TV series.

Feels like at least Thursday. I hate when days/weeks/months/years drag at work.

That was a class long-jump competition.

I'll tell you at the end of the season.

I just can't get into any of those threads tbh. I'd actually rather do work than participate in them.

Your best bet is to get it off the net at www.bbc.co.uk/radio Failing that then there is the BBC World Service (frequencies for which will be on the above link).

Nothing other than that his parents missed a trick when they named him.

It used to be. Should be called Jew Chat these days. All that gets discussed is friggin Israel or terrorism!

Oliver's latest revelation: Shepherd likes the new dressing rooms to much to accept 29% of the £80-odd million the club is worth. You heard it here first. I wonder if they towelled each other down at the end of it.

To complete the story - no, he didn't. See it was best left as half a story, wasn't it.

Reminds me of when we were at school and this big black lad started. We were about 14 or 15 at the time, but he still had to go and see the school nurse for his regulation medical. Anyway, we were all ripping the piss telling him he'd have to drop his strides and that. Off he goes, comes back and we're all wanting to know what she said so he goes "I dropped me strides, her jaw dropped and she just said *adopts Jamaican accent* Get a LOAD of those coconuts".

Supposedly Newcastle officials are flying out to Milan to complete the deal this evening. Would be nice. We're not bothering with a medical, Freddy's just gonna do the cough test on him.

You can't say you adore 60s girl groups. You sound like frigging Pollyanna! I can just imagine you with an LP cuddled into your chest and a big wide-eyed look of happiness on your face swaying to the Supremes.

One day you'll be back on here though, and then you'll remember. 182798[/snapback] But then I'll be reminded of how you fully deserved it for making me get the tattoo and all will be well. Either that or I'll book myself in for further memory wiping - this time to include this website's URL. 182803[/snapback] You'd leave this website for a paltry £5M? 182805[/snapback] We should all chip in, tbh. 182807[/snapback]

Cool your engines, Shido.

Cointreau is a brand of Curacao. The blue stuff tastes the same but it's just coloured for cheesey looking cocktails. It was originally made from the rind of oranges from Curacao. It's also known as Triple Sec. I save these snippets of useless trivia just for you, you know. 182815[/snapback] You are an absolute gimp!

No.

One day you'll be back on here though, and then you'll remember. 182798[/snapback] But then I'll be reminded of how you fully deserved it for making me get the tattoo and all will be well. Either that or I'll book myself in for further memory wiping - this time to include this website's URL.