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Besides, you're only over here cos N-O's spackered again.

The FT seems pretty certain he's got a hand in it. Would make sense since we did have a dealing with a Sheik in the past when Keegan was here. 182139[/snapback] Sultan of BroonAle tbh. 182142[/snapback] Change Local Hero to Sultans of Swing for the pre-match.... 182146[/snapback] Commission a new version - Sultans of Bling - and you've got a winner.

That's right. You fagged for the captain of the Lacrosse team. My mistake.

The FT seems pretty certain he's got a hand in it. Would make sense since we did have a dealing with a Sheik in the past when Keegan was here. 182139[/snapback] Sultan of BroonAle tbh. 182142[/snapback] That's the fella. Didn't he take the team bus back when Keegan left? 182144[/snapback] I don't know that we ever got it. I know he commissioned some enormous luxury 10-storey team bus with a CD player and everything, but he either said we couldn't have it, or took it back when Keegan quit.

The FT seems pretty certain he's got a hand in it. Would make sense since we did have a dealing with a Sheik in the past when Keegan was here. 182139[/snapback] Sultan of BroonAle tbh.

The FT made it up. Shhhhh, there's more to discuss if we pretend it's a sheik rather than Belgravia.

I can imagine that dick Oliver coinciding his retirement with any takeover going through, in a fit of grandstanding at the club no longer being in Geordie ownership. He'll have the mongs that read the Chronicle whipped up into a frenzy.

When reading ChezGiven's advice, it's worth bearing in mind that he was captain of the Lacrosse team at Durham (Darrum if you're talking to him).

Can you imagine Oliver trying to extract his exclusives from a Sheikh?

At current exchange rates that's only around £6bn quid, the pauper!

I think it's meant to be decent tbh. I went to Newcastle, but the Northumbria lot always seemed more normal than a lot of the people on my course. Guess it depends what you're planning on studying like, but you could do a lot worse.

dressed as a clown? 182042[/snapback] Aye, that's the one. Not sure if it was fancy dress or not tbh. 182044[/snapback] On his way to a foam party to meet Craig tbh. Of the two Gol was the better dressed.

From where? 182014[/snapback] I've seen it too 182021[/snapback] Strange. Can I see it please? 182028[/snapback] From your football team's website. Team manager iirc.

God forbid the lazy bastards should actually work a full day, we owe them everything. 182032[/snapback] Running around an empty SJP playing laser tag tbh. And putting in for overtime.

I wouldn't mind a super-casino either. I'm just a dirty, dirty accountant, and it's all about the money tbh.

Oi! I've seen your photo Gol.

What the hell does it say? It's moving too quickly.

that's what i dont get yet, its fine the halls selling their shares but Freddie will never sell up will he? whats different about these takeover rumours to those in the past then? 181992[/snapback] If they guaranteed him a seat at the press conference when Shearer becomes manager, he'd take the cash I reckon. He won't want to miss out on that though. Mind I'd make him wear one of those things on his head just so he knew he was the Sheik's bitch.

Formula One is shit though, so he did us all a favour there.

Oh.

If we had a mongowabulous wage bill, we'd have a squad full of insanely valuable players to sell off in the event of him getting bored. It's always a risk like, but it could be canny in the meantime.

I wish! Anyway, it says in that article that he bought a stake in some Formula One team. Have they made any great strides since then?

We might end up with some nice new gold fixtures and fittings around SJP. Maybe a statue of this sheikh outside the ground. Half-time hookahs from the pie shop. This could be class.

Even better news if it's some rich geezer from Dubai. As long as he doesn't try to pick the team or who we sign, I'd gladly take his money for players off his hands.

Never mind that, how gay does the whole thing sound?! "Jumping for joy"???? They only do that in Enid Blyton novels ffs. "With our arms round each other." Jesus H Christ!