Gemmill

I don't know, has it?

So basically your way of dealing with a succesful suicide bomber is to kill him. Yep that should sort it out 145633[/snapback] Unlike jailing him for a few years, and letting him out again, he won't re-offend. Guaranteed. 145639[/snapback] Helloooooooo??

Why do people even argue with Leazes Mag anymore? I actually find it a bit cruel. It can't be good for him to be getting so worked up at his age.

He's brought out the Fancy Dan lecturer insult now. Page 5 is pretty early to be resorting to that.

My mother's mates with a muslim wifey (perish the thought, Leazes!), and she reckons a lot of these young kids can barely read and are just brainwashed into thinking that the Qu'ran says X, Y and Z, and go off and act on that basis. Canny sad if it's true.

Leazes Mag would make a brilliant Viz character.

In the interests of keeping the thread going, I'll play Leazes Mag. To anyone who's posted since his last effort, I say this: Typical response of a left-wing do-gooder. You're just like...err....the Chemical Brothers. There is an unseen enemy in this country trying to do us in, but you are all too blind to see it. What are we going to do when they get a nuclear weapon. Will you finally pull your head out of the sand? About what I'd expect from a kiddie's forum. Erm. Iran. And bombs. And stuff. Maybe NOW I've opened your eyes.

The perils of working from home.

I think he'll score a shitload of goals personally. I'm looking forward to seeing him play next season.

Hope they don't win the CL next year because I think Jose will be out on his ear if they don't.

Aye true enough, you hom!

The BMI is a load of bollocks tbh. I picture you as being quite a round bloke though.

Thing is though, when weight discussions have come up before, it's become all too apparent that Renton is a genuine fat bastard. I think the quote from someone was that they got the impression that "Gemmill was overweight, whilst Renton was a fat bastard". Fear of flying my arse. Fear of paying for two seats more like.

Because proper coke is too sweet man you thickos! Diet is more refreshing precisely because it's not as sickly.

He's a bit loose with the rolly eyes is wor Renton like.

Sweating, heart rate soaring, palpitations, nausea, just generally shitting myself, especially on take off. 143404[/snapback] Sounds no different to how I imagine you at the match. Weird what different people are scared of like. I don't think I've got any real phobias other than work.

Renton, how did your fear of flying used to manifest itself? Are you completely over it or do you still cry like a newborn baby from the minute the seat belts light goes on?

And you took the piss out of T-R for something coming off a birthday card?! Captain Hallmark tbh.

Canny weird obsession that like GF, wanting to out-earn your dad. I know it's probably not really an obsession, but it's never something that's really occured to me before. Is he always on at you or something?

Aye, I'm sure part of the process is to try and stay calm and level-headed about the whole thing. Getting blotto and flinging temazepam down her neck was probably totally counterproductive.

Why on earth would you want to rid yourself of that? It's a gift, not a curse.

By the way, GF has BLATANTLY got McKenna's "I can make you thin" tape.

Aye, seriously, there must be a way of overcoming something like that. If you're having to pass up free holidays and that you need to get it sorted man woman man!

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance! 143336[/snapback] Counter balance?! Flying round in circles tbh.

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it.