Gemmill

...says Gemmill, happy to avoid any issue particularly Souness, Bellamy or financial stuff rather than admit he either got it wrong or doesn't know..... 125099[/snapback] ...says the KING of issue avoidance when it comes to Shepherd.

Serious question: is anyone reading these long posts of his? I just don't want him to be wasting his time, but I haven't read one for weeks now.

LM, quick! While you're keeping the plates spinning on here they're smashing all over the place in the Shepherd threads on N-O! TYPE FASTER!

'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] It wasn't exactly a fucking queue. Most of the smelly bastards on here never even went for a shower... 125075[/snapback] Probably had one the night before, the dirty pigs!

I've met all of the above and.. Mr Kirkey, Mr Fish, snakehips, Steve, Lou, rikko, Optimistic NUT, Scottish Mag, maggiespaws, geordieshandy, JJ, Ally, daveytait, JawD, Groundhog..... erm, I think that's it 124799[/snapback] 125081[/snapback] Oh aye, Bluestar too. Saw you on the way to the ground a couple of weeks ago actually.

Aye, just checked and it was Calimag. Ah well.

Oh. I didn't realise it was 13 times. I thought it must just have been the once. How do I get my name off the petition?

Let me guess, did T27 post that?

It was on the radio the other day that speed of hair growth is linked to how often you think about sex, so it turns out Brock's just a pervert. Jimbo must look like a gorilla.

Fine then. 125062[/snapback] Your grooming skills clearly need some work.

Back-stage passes already secured tbh.

I felt this thread needed resurrecting for the occasion. Oh, and I can recommend some fine drinking establishments in the vicinity of the Centre for Life if you fancy hanging around the stage door (careful now, Gemmill) and entertaining the boys after the show. 125047[/snapback] Euphemism?

I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room.

I'm not volunteering by the way.

I dunno, you could use it as a gimmick. Perhaps have a 3 minute solo in the middle, played on Asprilla's flesh flute.

Ass-thma.

Twat! I'll do Blue Savannah, but nothing else.

If you wear your Argentina shirt while you help him, the two cancel one another out so you should be ok.

I've been practicing me back-heals, like 124868[/snapback] Or "heels" even? 125006[/snapback] He's a masseur.

Aye, AF, you could do worse than to take inspiration from this retarded classic http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=12129

Rolf Harris should be doing the Aussie one with a wobble board and a stylophone and his inimitable brand of Asthma-Attack singing.

If you've been lobotomised. I'm pretty sure you were RS2000 like.

Sounds like a good idea mate. Although it could also be a good ruse to get footage of a load of idiots shouting get in at a computer screen. Good luck with it. I know I've taken the piss in the past, but I am canny jealous that you can just go "Hmmm, I think I'll write a track today" while I'm going "Hmmmm...shall I do the Intrastat return or the VAT return?"

Go to www.portforward.com mate. If you know what router you're using (if you're using one) and what bittorrent client, it'll give you an easy walkthrough on how to forward your ports properly. Also, go to transmission.m0k.org and look on their support forum. They have a walkthrough that's written in basic terms on how to do the portforwarding bit and how to check your ports after. Good luck. Cheers to Jonny - I changed my port to 60700 and forwarded to that port, and it's been running at over 100kb/s on average ever since.

Aye, slack jaws are welcome at this one. I reckon AF should come too.