Gemmill

The alex monkey is uncanny, but the orangutan looks nowt like me.

You're gonna need to upload it again if there's only 10 downloads man! I'm still at work.

Looks nowt like me. Wullie: Not working. But it's Caspar the ghost.

Remember when Bowyer was in court and for some reason was asked to drop his strides and had to sheepishly admit that he couldn't cos he was wearing no kegs. In court! The little minger!

"Alreet bruv."

That's the hat-trick of red crosses for Jonny.

Silly Dutch pricks should get the train tbh.

Meenzer. Spitting image. FACT!!

Did you make it on Garageband?

Wogan's wig is more convincing tbh.

Strange. I thought he wasn't due back for a couple of weeks yet.

mancy. Only with highlights.

More Fairbrass than Fabien tbh.

Red Cross? You'll probably need it if that was cheeky - nails me!

Is it just me or has this afternoon really really dragged?

Read that with the same timing as a limerick, ignoring the "Listen W" bit. It's actually quite good.

Apologies if I misundertood your post, the fact you're barely literate doesn't help 125354[/snapback] aye. Stevie's deliberate mocking style is beyond some people with eeerr...intelligence 125365[/snapback] Wait a minute....you're saying he's just pretending to be brain dead? 125370[/snapback] Biggest woosh of the season? 125372[/snapback] Dunno.

Apologies if I misundertood your post, the fact you're barely literate doesn't help 125354[/snapback] aye. Stevie's deliberate mocking style is beyond some people with eeerr...intelligence 125365[/snapback] Wait a minute....you're saying he's just pretending to be brain dead?

Is LM a stabber like?

When is the SO / Wacky announcement ? 124551[/snapback] Wacky's got engaged, there's no intention of a wedding. Were going to a wedding disco without a bride or groom by the look of it. TBH he's far from being marriage material. If he did pluck up the courage to walk down the isle the vicar would probably scoop him up and douse his forehead in holy water thinking he'd come for a christening! 124570[/snapback] Classic Arctic Monkey's line thrown in there! If only you had seen them live eh...... 124723[/snapback] He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead don't you know, oh it's a funny thing you know! 124968[/snapback] Oh I've seen you with girls of the night, you told Roxanne to put on her red light, you're all infected but you'll be alright, cause you're a scumbag don't ya know! 125337[/snapback] How gay do you two sound having a lyric-off?

Wait until you're happy with it would be my advice. I'll be disappointed if you don't sing like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins though.

*bends down behind Stevie's legs and waits for someone to push him backwards*

Too easy. 125267[/snapback] I knew one of you mongers would be onto it. I put it in there deliberately tbh. 125279[/snapback] I suspected as much you fat jabba 125305[/snapback]

Expect a "creative difficulties.......remixing required.......release delayed..." post soon. A surefire sign that it's a STINKER!