Gemmill

You're forgiven because you'd actually seen him play when you made this assessment. As to the rest of your post - I agree he should have been sent off v Spurs, and he got lucky. But I've not really got anything against someone taking the dirty approach when faced with a top striker. As long as he's still on the pitch after 90 minutes that is. I think he's looked composed on the ball (not just when compared with Boumsong), strong in the tackle and strong in the air. And he seems to make his gob go a bit which we need as well. He does make the odd daft challenge, but like I say, if he's still on the pitch at the end of the 90 I'm not too worried if he lets the opposition know what he's about.

Welcome L/1986. Who's the daddy?? 127106[/snapback] Snakehips invites all the new boys for a tour of his green house. Don't go.

Haway then, hands up who dismissed him as a drunken no-hoper when Souness signed him (for free, by the way!). Don't be shy, we're all friends here.

John Oster back in the Premiership. <<< shot in the eye.

I've definitely warmed to the idea.

Which fucking imbecile wrote that?

Talking of knocking on wood! 126878[/snapback] Fuck me, that's terrible - spelling goes all to shit when you're typing away and 3 people in the office talking at you at the same time. S A C R I L E G E - there, better? 126909[/snapback] No way am I buying that as an excuse!

It's all down to their minute concentration span tbh. That and adverts.

What, specifically, was the Flora treatment again? I just remember it being funny.

I've seen up to the end of Season 4 and am gonna get Season 5 out on DVD to watch. It's a class show though, but don't tell me what happens!

Wasn't there talk of an assault, or was it accidental? Did he just fall in the river?

Yet more gay related revelations on Toontastic! This place is fucking dangerous these days! 126882[/snapback] Not as dangerous as Meenzer's loft by all accounts! Subutteo indeed - you were flicking something I'm sure!

Talking of knocking on wood!

Not after the last one, anyway, you grumpy bastard! 126831[/snapback] WOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO! RIDE 'EM COWBOY *palm clapping* 126834[/snapback] I hear there was a bloke next to you who was quite excitable..? 126867[/snapback] He was an idiot! He's lucky he didn't get the signature Gemmill hundred-hand slap. Doing the whole whopping thing, clapping with just the palms of his hands, with his fingers splayed whilst bouncing up and down (literally like a cartoon version of a gay bloke), shouting "RIDE EM COWBOY" and "SHOW US YER CHAPS" in quiet bits between songs and screaming at everyone to "GET UP! GET UP AND DANCE!" every time they did a dancey song. Oh and turning to his mates and asking incredulously "But don't you fancy him? Do you not fancy him!? Oh I do. How can you not fancy him??" about Andy Bell. Jesus wept!

LEGEND tbh.

From the Observer yesterday: The absence of Shearer, Owen, Scott Parker, Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer would have provoked a torrent of excuses from their former manager Graeme Souness. Under Glenn Roeder, they just got on with their job in a purposeful and organised manner that showed why a majority of Newcastle's supporters now want him to be offered the job on a permanent basis. Not sure about the majority spoken about in the last sentence, but I'm sure the Souness-obsessed will love the first sentence.

Apparently it's been confirmed that it is him that they've found, according to a lad that knows him on the SMB. Sad stuff.

Not after the last one, anyway, you grumpy bastard! 126831[/snapback] WOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO! RIDE 'EM COWBOY *palm clapping*

We've got a Dick Slop at our place.

I've tried to have a look on here from my mobile (sad!), and it all looks a bit crap. Never tried posting though.

Nah, there's a sticky on the SMB though, which will have the latest I would think. Unfortunately it isn't looking good though. Poor bloke.

Did you see Pardew run over to the fans and do a little dance when they scored? Quality.

Some people need to see a fucking doctor! 126490[/snapback] Aye, the people who clicked the link!

You wouldn't catch me going to any hom concerts like. No siree bob!

this news hot off the SMB as usual? 126778[/snapback] Talksport h-actually! Apparently he's claiming that he had a "gentleman's agreement" that he could leave at the end of the season (sounds like boolsheet). He wants to move to a bigger club though. Now does anyone have any opinion of him, or are we just going to play silly buggers?