Gemmill

Mags, do you not find most of the cheese in American supermarkets to be totally lacking in any flavour? It's just like chewy rubber most of it.

Not that big into cheese personally. Although I like the smoked Austrian stuff that comes in red sausage cellophane.

nah, hes an accountant he just scanned for the pound signs. 2056[/snapback] It's actually true. When I took my last job all I looked for in the contract was: a) Salary Number of holiday days The rest was irrelevant. 2064[/snapback] You say that like it is wrong. 28611[/snapback] Not at all. What else is there to be bothered about?

She turn you down or something? 27835[/snapback] If she did, he mustn't have been wearing jodphurs. She'd shag owt in them.

The name of the statue is "Innocent Victims" by the way.

Look at the clip of that thing. Love the bit in bold too.

But you are about 15 years older than him... 26575[/snapback] Only 4 actually.

Michael Owen shares his birthday with me, the lucky little get.

Yer i was thinking that as well can he take 4 as well ?? As butt is on loan 25435[/snapback] No, Butt is still registered at Newcastle. 25436[/snapback] As was Crespo with Chelsea when he went on loan to Milan last season.... Kezman still took his no.9 shirt though! 25674[/snapback] What sort of a gimp knows shit facts like that?

But a hell of a lot better than Shola or Chopra.. 25656[/snapback] That shouldn't be the basis for a bid, Shirley.

Milner will fail his due to our coaching staff. 25623[/snapback] He too uuuuugleh to pass.

Aye, Sky Sports News breaking news! I can just see the Scousers now; "We don't want Solano anyway, we're getting a better right winger, oh hang on a minute..." 25540[/snapback] Still no word on a centre half signing for them either. Yes we are not in a position to mock them as they are European champions, however if i was a Liverpool supporter i would be disapointed with their transfer dealings this summer. 25548[/snapback] Read on teletext today that they had failed in a bid to get Mexes. 25563[/snapback] Isn't it nice for once not to be the ones that have fucked up on deadline day.

I wanted us to get Nobby for cash and keep Millner here as people forget how much we lack in cover as a squad. But i can see Villa's point of view as they have little or no time to find a replacement for Nobby so they need to get a player in. Should this happen, I'd hope we would try and get them to agree to having Millner until January then they can buy a player of their own and we can have Millner back, but i doubt we will. 25287[/snapback] Aye you're right about the cover, and that sounds fair enough. As things stand though, given the chance between Milner and Solano, I'd take Solano and then welcome Milner back at the end of the season with a lot more Prem experience under his belt, and hopefully the better player for it.

Does being married really count as cheating on your mistress? A quick Google would have told that dopey lass that his marriage was televised live on Peruvian TV FFS. You can't get much more married than that.

Bloke on Sky is now reporting that the deal has been agreed as long as Milner will agree to go the other way. So you know who to blame if it falls through.

Ah well. Would have been nice, but not the end of the world.

Can we let them have Milner on loan and then just recall him a fortnight later?

If you pin it people are less likely to see it, you 'tard. I scroll straight past all the stuff that's pinned. Unpin it, hermer.

23486[/snapback] Even funnier if you read it in a Brummie accent.

Is it normal to have to "await results"? Is that a bad sign or does it just mean that word hasn't been passed to Souness yet? *bricking it in case it falls through now*

Someone stick a pair of donkey's ears on that pic.

Can't see us getting him, but I don't doubt that Flintoff is telling the truth about his manager.

Was gonna post something like that earlier, but restrained myself. You're right though, and that blokes comedy show sounds hilarious.

I like pretty much any chocolate bar.

I don't really eat them that much, but I like the Walkers Sensation Sweet Thai Chilli ones.