Gemmill

The SMB. I can fully believe it though tbh.

It's in the match thread from the other day.

18,000 tickets for the FA Cup Semi Final, and they can't sell them. tbh.

Dunphy if it's the clip I'm thinking of.

Trying to take the heat of yourself as the board gay tbh. 123706[/snapback] Je n'hom pas!

Anyone who calls a computer a "machine" is Lord of the Geeks tbh.

Get an apple laptop cos they look nice. That's why I bought mine.

The main advantage is that it's easier to carry.

Also, Rush gets a deduction for the fact that his head is wider than his shoulders. He tapers off from his waist up iirc.

You should change that story to "I was inside a Manure fan at the time" tbh. It sounds better. Also, don't mention that they're female - it lends an air of mystery to events.

Either that or Pud laced our zinfandel spritzers 123651[/snapback] For some reason that made me think of the word "laced" as a term for chinning someone. "I'll lace yers!". Class. Gonna start using that one again. 123657[/snapback] They'll be shitting their pants now no doubt! 123666[/snapback] First in line for a lacing!

I was hungover, watching Olympic Grandstand when they announced it on there. I was convinced we'd walk the league the next season.

Like a bullshit volcano that won't stop erupting.

Either that or Pud laced our zinfandel spritzers 123651[/snapback] For some reason that made me think of the word "laced" as a term for chinning someone. "I'll lace yers!". Class. Gonna start using that one again.

If I can fend off the man flu I'm going to Lidl tonight. Just need to go home first and get my sat nav, so that I can find it.

Is Makosi supposed to be working as a proz. How annoying was she man?!

alex is seething!

I've got man flu too. Maybe it was that pre-match snog in the Trent with you, Meenz. I had ham and pineapple pizza for tea last night, which I gather from some of the FREAKS on here is considered gay food.

Tbf, Shola has started to vaguely resemble a centre forward of late.

How is David Brent one-dimensional? He's: a chilled-out entertainer; a philosopher-poet; a singer/song-writer; a philanthropist; and the father of one big happy family! Can you give me an example of how it's predictable? Are you saying that a parody accentuating a person's most obvious flaw does not work? 123589[/snapback] You're wasting your time man. The real problem is as follows: the absence of a laughter track or a big Friends-esque sign saying "HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE" meant that he had to work out for himself where the jokes were, and it ruined it for him. 123593[/snapback] You're becoming very dull, Gemmill. I'm beginning to see certain others' point(s) regarding you. 123600[/snapback] Overreact much? What points would those be then? 123605[/snapback] Not overreacting, simply finding it true in this instance that you keep making the same joke without anything new added. Usually you at least add something to it each time. 123610[/snapback] I'd say it was a slight overreaction tbh. I liked you best when you were the cossack dancing American bloke that planned to marry every lass he went out with within two minutes of meeting them. Any chance of you going back to that?

How is David Brent one-dimensional? He's: a chilled-out entertainer; a philosopher-poet; a singer/song-writer; a philanthropist; and the father of one big happy family! Can you give me an example of how it's predictable? Are you saying that a parody accentuating a person's most obvious flaw does not work? 123589[/snapback] You're wasting your time man. The real problem is as follows: the absence of a laughter track or a big Friends-esque sign saying "HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE" meant that he had to work out for himself where the jokes were, and it ruined it for him. 123593[/snapback] You're becoming very dull, Gemmill. I'm beginning to see certain others' point(s) regarding you. 123600[/snapback] Overreact much? What points would those be then?

I can picture the scene: Bouncer: Got any ID son? Mark: *rolls up his sleeve and flexes* Bouncer: In you go.

How is David Brent one-dimensional? He's: a chilled-out entertainer; a philosopher-poet; a singer/song-writer; a philanthropist; and the father of one big happy family! Can you give me an example of how it's predictable? Are you saying that a parody accentuating a person's most obvious flaw does not work? 123589[/snapback] You're wasting your time man. The real problem is as follows: the absence of a laughter track or a big Friends-esque sign saying "HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE" meant that he had to work out for himself where the jokes were, and it ruined it for him.

Being a bit of a hunky masculine type, I know exactly what you do with it.

Aye it might have been Drury. They're probably saving Tyldesley for tonight. Either way he was crap and embarrassing.