Gemmill

You'd think they'd hire journalists that could write a fucking sentence properly.

"The chairman is working all day, every day on the telephone trying to make things happen." Mental image of Shepherd with a big tray of chocolate eclairs in front of him and fresh cream all round his gob picking up the phone every time Souness turns up going "Yep..*munch*...we definitely want him....*gobble*....aye, that's our final offer.......*chomp.......*puts phone down*......*barrrrrrrrp*.....Nee luck yet Graeme son, but I'm trying me best......*slug-like creamy grin*".

No you're right, it was me. Have I inadvertently used it somewhere?

We're we not arguing only last week on t'other board about the whoosh? 15039[/snapback] You've lost (whooshed?) me.

They're more than welcome to Michael Chopra if they can meet our valuation.

15022[/snapback] Viduka, Cole and Ameobi. At this rate they could end up with a worse strikeforce than ours.

You can't blame Shepherd for trying to save a bit of cash with the first bid, assuming the deal still goes through with an improved bid. Whatever your first bid is they'll always ask for more.

Says who?

Bid rejected according to SSN.

Yeah I know you did. Definitely.

Have you shared this comparison with her?

Do the Spanish have a word for "lolloping"? They'll have to think of one pretty quick if they sign Stroller.

The way things have gone this pre-season, and given the rapidly-receding transfer window, my philosophy is if they accept the bid and he agrees terms, then just sign the fucker. We'll worry about whether he's any good later.

Yes and no manc. When SLP used at at me the other day yes it pissed me off (and then I got over it) but then I saw how much people use it on N-O. And as someone said it is usually those with single figure IQs whenever someone posts something they disagree with. It just doesn't argue anything except a lack of understanding of the term. You know if people actually wrote: And Jesus wept because you're fucking wrong! Then it would be used correctly. 14806[/snapback] Apparently you didn't......

Hairy. Jesus Hairy Christ.

Jesus wept.

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit!

You fancy Ian Woosnam?

I'd rather look at that than that fat fucker 13048[/snapback] Theres a saying Skol, i can lose weight, you on the other hand............. 13486[/snapback] Yep, you can lose weight. But then you'll just look like a slim Christopher Biggins.

Suspect it was an MSN dare turned thread. Always a good bet for a REALLY FUNNY read.

Fatal Attraction? 12407[/snapback] No, ive seen that many times, but it was along those lines i think. Plus much more recent, it must have been released at the cinemas within the last year. 12408[/snapback] Closer?

Fuck off.

The Wedding Crashers. Definitely worth watching if you like a daft comedy.

Aye, even Clint Eastwood's got varicose veins these days and he's a bit younger than Paul Newman. That just wouldn't be nice at all.