Gemmill

Haven't had one in years!

Are you talking about the Dwight Yorke 5-a-sides incident LM? Thought that one was pretty much public knowledge, might even be in Yorke's book. 120278[/snapback] the fuckwit liar said it was a fair challenge though, the type that happens every day in training [words to that effect] http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ers/3518648.stm The incident confirmed his psychopathic tendencies, which some of us pointed out before the Bellamy incident, and amazingly some people STILL thought Souness, was right, and sound of mind ... despite ALL the proof to the contrary 120283[/snapback] Especially Shepherd.... 120503[/snapback] Now you've gone and done it!

Straight edge soldier.

Vermin, Fawlty!

Uriah Rennie.

Give him a blow-pipe and a loin cloth and he'll look like a pygmy firing the darts through the pipe at the board. Like on Indiana Jones.

Speedos and whisps are enough to put any lass off like. Not to mention being a speccy midget, eh Isegrim?

Smooth man, get yourself to the Trent for a couple. There'll be ladies present, we can't be going to the strippers!

With a J2O chaser? 120476[/snapback] Whoa! I'm not THAT bent!

BloooooooOOoOOoooOooooo Savaaaaannah soooooooong!!

120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC! 120463[/snapback] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. 120471[/snapback] Change "accountant" to German and "personality" to nationality tbh.

White Zin. Through a knob-shaped straw.

Aye circa 1989, aged 14, therefore I can rip the piss 120466[/snapback]

By the way, Renton AND Alex have already been to see Erasure so they OFFICIALLY aren't allowed to take the piss. The rest of you should feel free though....

A Pink PVC Catsuit and matching feather boa. With Doc Martens.

120449[/snapback] Its got gold written all over it! 120460[/snapback] People will come from forums far and wide to drink in the accountancy craic. GAAP-FACTASTIC!

They've managed to sell more than one?? Who the hell did you rope into going to that with you and are you on commission? 120452[/snapback]

Oh I dunno..... I'm joking, I'm JOKING!!! 120405[/snapback] This could make for an interesting half-time experiment. Fetch my chunky kit-kat!

Well actually im an auditor by trade, 2nd in command ok with you? I'll make tea! 120415[/snapback] If you'll do the photocopying too, we've got a deal! I was in audit too but I escaped PwC a few years back for the relative joys of industry. I stress relative. 120423[/snapback] Still there unfortunately! Currently working on the joys of a pension scheme, did get to work on Man Utd for a little bit a couple of years back, which was relatively fun I suppose! 120436[/snapback] Get out mate. All accountancy is pretty crap, but practice is just miserable. Especially if they've got you doing pension schemes.

Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT! 120419[/snapback] 2 Accountants fighting, PPV material definitely! 120424[/snapback] Choose your weapon tbh. 120428[/snapback] You absolute shithead. I posted that a minute after you! 120431[/snapback] Great minds. Mine was just that little bit greater, it seems...

Only one way to settle this..... FIGHT! 120419[/snapback] 2 Accountants fighting, PPV material definitely! 120424[/snapback] Choose your weapon tbh.

Well actually im an auditor by trade, 2nd in command ok with you? I'll make tea! 120415[/snapback] If you'll do the photocopying too, we've got a deal! I was in audit too but I escaped PwC a few years back for the relative joys of industry. I stress relative.

Oi! I'm the premier chartered accountant posting on this forum thank you very much!

That was last year wasn't it? Can't see them staying the same this year.