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Nice one rikko, think I'll register with them as well to stop all these arsewipes ringing me about Toucan Telecom and the like.

If you guarantee 20 minutes/half an hour per game out of him, I see more point taking Dyer than Jenas tbh. He can turn a game with his pace and directness.

So he won't be going then?

Bit early to be on the drink, Snakey?

what's the catch? 119614[/snapback] There doesn't seem to be one. I know they have these things over in the US as well and they pretty much get rid of all the telemarketers. 119628[/snapback] I'll ask the question again for people posting today - has anyone used this? Would be interested to know if it works cos people were twisting about telemarketers on here a week or two ago?

But you're already cool if you ask me. 119779[/snapback] What's cooler than being cool?

Step forward Smooth Operator...... 119757[/snapback] Done. I texted him, "Seeing as you're a bloke how much for blowing out your bomb doors? His reply, "You think I'm a bloke? What you on about, I'm a girl. Wanna arrange a meet?" 119765[/snapback] It would be so tempting to tell him his scam's been busted and that his photo is all over the internet (even if it's not strictly true), but I'm not sure if peasepud has other things in mind.

I'm only including the things that make me look cool tbh.

Myself and UM were right though weren't we ? Hardly pissing my pants, crying in my beer more like. I'm usually right though. Whereas Craig, and others, were spectacularly wrong And won't admit it 119621[/snapback] I bet you're a hoot to live with!! 119755[/snapback] LM: "Those chips'll probably be done now love" Mrs. LM: "I wouldn't have thought so, not yet." LM: "Let's have a look eh? *opens oven door* Well whaddya know!? GOLDEN BROWN!" Mrs. LM: "Oh good, I'm starving" LM: "But who was right though? Was it me again? I think it was." Mrs. LM: "That's nice pet." LM: "Was I right though? Was I? A simple yes or no will do!"

You missed off 'Anusol user' 119754[/snapback] I'd sooner put Ford Mondeo Driver!

I'm loving the bit sunshine at the minute. It's still miserable having to come into work, but I'm definitely more cheerful when the weather smartens itself up. *sings* The sun has got his hat on! Hip hip hip HOORAYYYYY! It's guaranteed to turn absolutely dogshit in time for the long weekend though.

Maybe when you're a bit older you'll realise that Bud is weak, tasteless pisswater. 119715[/snapback] It's not that weak but you're right about the rest. The king of beer my arse. 119741[/snapback] It's weak if you're not a J2O drinker.

Sad gimps tbh. Mine are better.

In the standard game, the dart board is hung so that the bullseye is 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m) from the floor, and the oche (pronounced 'ock-ey'), or throwing line behind which the player must stand, is 7 ft 9.25 in (2.37 m) from the face of the board, though a few British pubs set it at 8 ft (2.44 m) or 8 ft 6 in (2.59 m). For casual play, it is not uncommon to find the oche somewhat further or closer than the tournament standard, either due to rounding of the specified distance (to 7.5 or 8 feet), or just due to measurement error (such as measuring from the wall, rather than using a plumb line to measure from the board face). That's just off the top of me head.

That's not Jenas being composed as they try to suggest in that article. That's his entire game. I can't believe he's going to the World Cup.

Happy birthday, madam. Peasepud - NO SLAVVA, OK!!!

Happy to have the chocolate and the extra long weekend, but what the fuck is all this religious shit about? Ferk that!! 119647[/snapback] Exactly! I'm mainly in it for the time off work. The chocolate is just an added bonus.

Maybe when you're a bit older you'll realise that Bud is weak, tasteless pisswater.

what's the catch? 119614[/snapback] There doesn't seem to be one. I know they have these things over in the US as well and they pretty much get rid of all the telemarketers.

18 month minimum contract for the free broadband, so I've decided to sack it off. I'll stick with BT for now. Just keeping you all informed. Has anyone signed up with this btw? Stops you getting telemarketing calls: http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/

Can we take the picture of some dirty bastard's cock off before it goes in the Gold forum please?

I dunno. 119524[/snapback] talking about it on radio 2 now 119531[/snapback] And what did they say?

I dunno.

Is that bad like? I would never go over 40 GB a month anyway. Surely they all have fair usage policies. Craig the website's been on the blink all day - must be the demand thanks to my link.

Thats pretty much what Im paying now plus £20 for my broadband. Can see the offer now, for some reason when I typed in the url I got a different home page to the one I've just got going via google 119499[/snapback] They changed their website today so if you had visited it before maybe you were still getting the old one. As for YOU, Scottish Boy! I'm the one that posted it first on here, so I'm claiming dibs, REET!