Gemmill

Lewis was clearly a man ahead of his time, the last battle is beginning to feel quite prophetic now. 69415[/snapback] Is this the A-Level English thread or what?

Sorted mine.

Louis Theroux's Call of the Weird is easy reading but interesting enough. If you like sport biographies there's that new George Best book about Hard Tackles.

Am I right in thinking that peasepud is introducing women that he knows to the board in the vain hope of making himself look like some kind of ladies' man?

Are you suggesting Souness has made it up?

Happy Birthday!

Can I just say, if you do win this thing tomorrow, would you please call yourselves champions of the world. If only for my personal amusement.

I'm so pleased for my Graeme.

I know I'm a bloke so I'm at a disadvantage in judging this, but that strikes me as being about as sexy as a fishy minge tbh.

And the inaugural "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" award goes to........

136 for me.

I already knew that though 69025[/snapback]

If it's any consolation, I'm off on holiday today. And I'm also not hungover.

I tell you what, with that beer gut you're sporting at the minute, you've got a fucking cheek! 68443[/snapback] You're talking to Mancy again I hope! 68449[/snapback] Sadly not!

that would have took some doing 68433[/snapback] How so, I was talking to mancy, not you, periscope! 68436[/snapback] I was talkin about the fact you're 14foot wide tbh 68441[/snapback] I tell you what, with that beer gut you're sporting at the minute, you've got a fucking cheek!

Beginners??? Is he lecturing?

that would have took some doing 68433[/snapback] How so, I was talking to mancy, not you, periscope!

Oral herpes is just another word for cold sores. 68260[/snapback] Everyday German seems to use the word "Herpes" for any kind of wart-/pox-like or similar infection anywhere on the body, so including cold sores and the like. Shocked the hell out of me the first time a colleague walked into the office and tutted loudly about the terrible herpes he was suffering from... 68430[/snapback] I wouldn't be surprised if they've all got it tbh. Filthy race!

She'd have blanked you anyway, with good reason 68427[/snapback] I'd have slit both me wrists if he clocked me like to be fair. 68429[/snapback] If I'd clocked you I would have done that pretendy looking-straight-through-you-but-haven't-really-seen-you look, before averting my gaze and getting out of your sight tbh!

Doves were good. Even better now that I know Jill was there and I was fortunate enough not to bump into her.

It would sharp turn into a N-O style school disco if i did that tbh! 68412[/snapback] With Gemmill not dancing and having to stand with the other nerds. Like Craig. 68414[/snapback] And Sammy getting taken up the hoop by the art teacher in the bogs.

If there's a poll for best mod, vote for Gol. Craig goes mental when he doesn't get rewarded for his nerdistry.

If you want to boost staff morale, send them all the url to this place and tell them they can spend as much time as they like posting on here. That should do the trick.

Shoo-in tbh You can have the poster trying hardest to get into Button's knickers award 68396[/snapback] 68401[/snapback] Cue Lou turning to say she doesn't like the lass who played Button as she was mean to her when she was unicycling in Melbourne one time 68405[/snapback] "And then this one time....at band camp..." That's how all of Lou's posts should start tbh.