Gemmill

NAH BLUD. NAH MAN. THESE MAN ARE SCRUBS BLUD.

2.26 to 0.79xG in their favour. They were deserved winners but they weren't deserved 4-1 winners. Also, at least the manager and the players are saying the same themselves post match. Second best all across the park, couldnt cope with their intensity, etc. It's a blip.

Disallowed! Stick your BANTZ up your hoops!

Looking forward to the absolute BANTZ that this will generate.

Fucking Arsenal.

Arsenal.

Aye I gave up watching Liverpool games in the hope they'd fuck up. They only do it when nobody's watching.

It was 2-1 when I went in for my massage. Imagine my surprise...

Tiredness explains literally everything in your post.

We also had won the last 8 matches in a row. Let them have a bad day. And the recovery time absolutely matters. We've been away at Spurs, Arsenal, and Man United in this run too. It all adds up.

This little fucking weasel picking on the rock bottom 6 point heroes.

Well lads, I can't recommend match of the day tonight, but I can ABSOLUTELY recommend the Ishga Invigorating Massage at Seaham Hall. Wonderful. It's as if Newcastle never even played today.

Their manager is an excellent tactician mind. I don't buy any shite about us thinking we're better than these or anything. They've snuffed out everything and Isak hasn't had a sniff and they've been clinical in front of goal.

Christie and Cook could both be off by now. Cook for two yellows and Christie for finally receiving a yellow when he should have had at least two.

LET HIM WALK.

There seems to be about 20 of them behind the ball every time we break forward.

Whatever happens today the treble is still on. Get a new calculator, ya donkey.

I'm back bitch. Watching the second half poolside. It's in the bag.

Some proper knobs on their team mind.

I think I've just seen Rebecca and Tamzin heading into the aromatherapy room.

Very much her request, but no complaints here. Massage booked for 2:30. The lasses will be fighting one another for that prime slot.

I'm at the spa today lads, for the wife's birthday. Just been in the sauna and now relaxing by the pool. Gonna be sneaking a headphone in once we're done with lunch though. 😎

Signs off with a Fuck the Mackems. Good lad.