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Made a load of baldies have to make jokes about hair. It's killing them but they can't resist.

Aye but I used to be in the office two days a week, so we set it up then and he still goes. He fucking loves it, sleeps in their house for a bit and then gets taken to a closed field twice a day for an hour where he runs around like a lunatic with 8 to 10 other dogs. Comes home destroyed and we don't hear anything from him all night. Anyway back to your shitty puns!

@Dr Gloom He could not have been clearer that this clip isn't for you (ignore the Palestinian bit). Sharing for everyone else.

he's at doggy day care today, you must have seen George Clooney.

"worked as a statistician for Opta" Oh dear! Gonna ruffle some feathers amongst Toontastic's old guard, this one.

I don't see him winning more trophies at Arsenal than he'll win here over the next few seasons. Another season without trophies and they'll be looking to replace Arteta too, probably.

If they hit the £100m release, it'll be over to Bruno. I really hope he stays, but the £100m will soften the blow a bit. Not if he goes on the last day mind, then our season would be fucked.

When I was a kid, my mam's mate had a Capri with pink fluffy interior and the Dukes of Hazard horn. She would turn up at our house blasting this thing, I thought it was fucking great at the time. I'm now wondering if I was a charver.

Here you go arseholes, ruin the rest of your day with a pun run. "If they want the shampoo man, I'm not gonna get into a lather about it." Anyone with any sense, give it about 3 days before you come back to this thread....

I'm confident this lot will be doing a very thorough job on recruitment. If they want the shampoo man, so be it.

Weird choice.

Am pretty sure Shearer's done it on that podcast just this week.

Are we tekkin t'Berlingurrrrr?

I bet she fucking HATES cyclists.

"My ambition is to be at the very top of football, and I couldn't do that where I was." Gonna go down like a shit sarnie with Everton fans.

Listening to him speak, if we could get a few more like him at the club, we'd really be going places. He's nothing like the impression I had of him when he was at Everton.

I started playing the game off the back of it. Never bothered with it before. For connoisseurs of the game, seeing the world brought to life on the show must have been canny.

Ripley and Fallout are both very good.

Either that or join Petrolheadz.

You would have been smaller then as well though. My back garden seemed massive when I was a kid but I bet if I saw it now....

I think Forest have got a point here mind. If Attwell is a Luton fan, of course you don't give him the VAR job with 5 games to go when the two are in a relegation battle together. And if Webb didn't know, he's not really doing his job. But once he does know, he has to sort it out. Cos now even if Attwell somehow really thought he got those decisions right, the whole thing still LOOKS like it reeks.