Gemmill

My only concern is that the éclair took down a French team. Maybe this needed to be a cannoli or some gabagool to turn the Italians over. All part of the testing process though. We'll know for next time.

You better fucking believe it.

The national obesity crisis has reached the avian world now too. Look at his belly hanging over the fence. Resting his head on his tits.

A&E have referred me immediately to a timber merchant.

Told them I've had a 24 hour erection and it's showing no signs of abating, so I think I need to go to A&E.

Thanks Alex for the pep talk. It's just what I needed. Ah, the relief. I might cry here.

It is done!

I know. Ugh you've planted a seed now. I'm running through my excuse rolodex. The GREAT CHRISTMAS CRY-OFF might be happening here!

Nah, a range. There's no one super young there. There's some fucking WEAPONS that I can't stand though. I just cannot wait to be walking out of it.

If you think I'm gonna walk around the room saying bye to people, you are VERY mistaken. One or two of them might get a nod as I leave if they play their cards right. Otherwise it's gonna be full on ghosting time by the party ninja.

Probably. I wish I'd cried off now, I FUCKING HATE stuff like this. The best thing that will happen today will be me walking out of this thing. I'll get a genuine adrenaline rush.

I'm already looking forward to the moment that I put my coat on and leave my Christmas do today. Starts at half 12, and I'm targeting 3:30 to 4. It'll take a herculean effort from my colleagues to keep me there any longer than that. I honestly don't think they've got it in them.

Fewer.

It's my work Christmas do today. Last time I went out with these bellends, I came home with Covid. That was only 2 or 3 month ago so I'm hoping I'm still antibodied up. Either that or it kicks in sharpish, and I just between now and Christmas off sick, but am better for Santa getting here.

Unbelievable. I thought we were marrows.

Gordon, Longstaff and Dubravka were all absent from training today.

The Babadook!

Won't he backdated. So Chelsea have completely taken the piss and got away with it.

If Zathras wins this, it sets a new precedent for the match thread starter to also get a new tattoo. We'll all be looking cool as fuck by the end of the season.

Or a giant arsehole.

Aye but they'd be in League One if they hadnt broken the rules in the first place. But YEAH, ten points was SO unreasonable.

I think they went for An Audience with Kylie as the title. Snappier than yours.

A message from my armchair: fuck off, thick cunt.