Gemmill

Aye it would be brutal watching him play for any other team in this country.

Hope you're alright mate!

Him and Bruno being interviewed together on MOTD was nice. He just sounds like a bairn and then Bruno saying it's heard to believe he's only 17. He's got the perfect midfield partner in Bruno too. Miley himself is playing like a seasoned pro, but having Bruno there, always available for a pass, never looks under pressure, borderline untacklable, is massive. Love them both. And £100m will buy us a lot if someone triggers Bruno's release clause, but I don't think we'd be able to replace him with better, just cos there aren't many (any?!) around.

Any good? Or are you asking us? I hate it when you get a football book and it's like reading a dry as fuck text book. Worried it might be one of those.

Fair play to Tierney for giving the pen at the Etihad in the 90somethingth minute. Plenty of those get inexplicably ignored and they let VAR make the decision for them. Also fair play to Pep for looking thoroughly confused and just saying "It's a pen" when the MOTD interviewer tried to get a controversial reaction out of him.

IT'S YOUR PATTER!

His ban means that there's certain parts of the stadium he's not allowed to go in on a match day. The dressing room will be one of them. Waugh was talkibg about it on the Athletic Football Podcast this week. That they have to be careful on a match day.

Is that the National Corrigated Iron Centre.

I knew there was a hyphen in there somewhere, but I was confident MF wouldn't know. Let's just agree to delete these last two posts.

Aye same. I appreciate his positives but his extreme one footedness is offensive and fucking ludicrous for a top level footballer. And for that reason he's the player I have the least patience with.

Omg, speaking of losers, it's "n'est ce pas" ACTUALLY!

Aye, they'll be sticking their fingers up their bums all the way to the where the webbing starts and wiping them on the seat.

I don't watch it. I used to when Ola Jordan was shaking her baps all over the shop but sadly my second wife is not a fan. I'm making it part of the qualifying criteria for number 3.

Not something to watch but the audio book of the latest Alan Partridge book is tremendous. Proper make a cunt of yourself laughing in a public place fare.

You can take over if I ever lose.

Just be grateful I exist, lads.

Which part of SHUT YOUR FACE is causing you a problem?

I'll do the rest of the season and you'll all shut your faces and be grateful.

City pegged back from 2 up v Palace. We'll finish ahead of them at this rate.

Italy and Germany are currently ahead of England in the CL coefficients, so we need Arsenal and City to go deep and City to win it again probably for top 5 to qualify. I fancy us to have a strong second half to the season now though. Players coming back, me starting match threads, it's all coming together.

Just reading he collapsed at half time v Brentford a couple of weeks back too. And obvs the playoff final. You'd think someone would be taking the decision out of his hands until they know exactly what's going on. That's probably about to happen now. Anyway, hope he's OK.

Bruno has been brilliant today. He's been everywhere.

Nope.