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He's talking to his own party. He's so pathetic. Demonising immigrants and saying "Lads, I'm serious about this. I'm fucking rock hard when it comes to immigrants."

This is what I'm talking about.

Yeah, this is him trying to get back control of the narrative. Cos nothing says I'm in control like having to call impromptu press conferences every couple of weeks.

Sorry. GET OFF WHICEVER DRUG YOU ARE ON!

GET OFF THE METH!

I don't know why you wouldn't just cut him off or tell him to dry his eyes or something. He's a horrible person.

Especially if Mercury is gonna insist on missing penalties.

I fancy Chelsea to knack Man United tonight.

Nah I think he's always been a venal cunt. Wasn't he up to no good with influencing planning permissions on something a while back. Him, Dowden and Sunak came up together. Three little weirdos finding out how shit they all are at this politics business.

Well actually, you were the one that surprised me, cos you've had positive things to say about Alcott's videos in the past. So I reflected on it, and I just thought, there goes Gloom, running with the herd. That weak minded little FANNY just saying whatever the so-called big boys say! Pathetic, I thought! Truly pathetic, I thought!

I'm a caps lock artist. I wield the caps lock like Neil Buchanan with a paintbrush loaded with poster paints.

Imagine resigning from the government because it refused to break international law. The absolute state of these cunts.

Immigration Minister Jenrick has resigned cos the Rwanda bill wasn't cunty enough for him. Fucking hilarious that that little prick has been acting as Braverman's avatar since she went. He'll be Chancellor if she ever ends up PM. Anyway more twatful shite ffrom this lot tonight.

I fucking love the fact that Ten Hag turned up, stripped the lad of the captaincy, and now finds out that he's one of about three people he can actually trust to put an honest shift in. The fucking Dutch genius.

Alcott seems like a canny lad. QPR fan, not big 6 obsessed, has a soft spot for us. No surprise that open minded cats like me and Dave have got some time for him, while the rest of you walled-off, no one can tell me anything about anything, CUNTS have him written off. Honestly, I FUCKING HATE the lot of you.

Another headlock candidate has entered the chat.

On the same day that Boris Johnson says he "doesn't know" how 5,000 of his WhatsApp messages got deleted.

Same way ewerk ranks his hobbies.

Fascist first, paedo second. The classic order.

"money and swords" Lot of thought gone into this banner.

Somebody wants to be put in the HEADLOCK OF DOOM.

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I hope they come with some of this stuff. They'll get rightly slated for being the little racists that they are.

They're still trying to claim that 10 points is unreasonable. You avoided relegation, dickheads. You avoided at least an entire season outside of the Premier League. You avoided financial oblivion. You avoided losing most of your squad at knockdown prices when you'd already overpaid for them. You avoided the plug probably being pulled on your new stadium. You're probably gonna get bought by 777 which would likely not have happened if you'd been relegated. 10 points is not remotely harsh. You're so fucking lucky to have had the deduction in a season when the promoted clubs are pure dogshit.