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No way Fauntleroy will be able to pull off the personal assistant look.

Not even match day and we've already taken the Black Cats Bar good and proper.

KLD is no longer the best thing since big tits.

From ham onwards you're having a NIGHTMARE here. A Ramsay's Kitchen NIGHTMARE.

Cake pops. Fucking vile cake on a stick.

Sly Bailey is CT's Christmas drink of choice.

I didn't want to say that it might lose you some weight off your sweaty tits, yet here I am having to say it.

I quite regularly have lasagne made with thinly cut layers of aubergine instead of pasta. It's great. It's a faff and absolutely not as nice as lasagne but I don't have to stand and cut the fuckers so I don't care.

Eeyah man! Yi gan to the match with them!

You should try CT's. That won't.

Wasn't part of his ridiculous rant him mentioning how long he had played and managed here? And yet suddenly he's Manuel off Fawlty Towers. "I speek Eengleesh very well. I learn it from a booook."

We could buy that Branthwaite lad off them for £20m on Jan 1 if they like.

Aye I mean it probably ends the bid because they're more likely to be acquiring a Championship club. I think the prospective owners will find the funds. I think the only way it happens is if this 777 lot decide to walk away. If they remain interested, then surely they'll put the additional in.

I'd be amazed if this ends up in a deduction. There must be a way of getting the extra money into the club and avoiding administration. It'll be fucking hilarious though.

It's short - probs about 6 or 7 hours so hopefully you can get it for a price that reflects that. I really enjoyed it though.

Has anyone played Hellblade 2: Senua's Sacrifice? It's on Game Pass and it's good.

3 wins and a wildcard v Liverpool.

Getting a new cat in January as it happens.

Nope. No it isn't.

How many mid table Championship sides have we played in those away fixtures? RANCID PATTER.

Ram it up your shit pipes dickheads. The time of the amateur threadstarter is over. No more Mr Bass, no more McGroin. It's time for the adults to take control of the situation.

Well what's more delusional, thinking we can win the league cup and progress in the CL, and beat the mackem in the cup, and get back into Europe next season? Something had to give.

Again though, look at the context. You're acting like no silverware this year is just the worst nightmare. We're 2 years into this man, no silverware this year is entirely standard and completely within expectations. I genuinely think you're guilty of having unrealistic expectations at this stage, and you're allowing yourself to be devastated when they're not met. I still think we've got a great chance of winning the Carabao. FA Cup it's too early to say cos so much depends on the draw, but we've got as good a chance as anyone outside of Liverpool, Man City and Arsenal - again, the context for that is that we were a knocking bet for relegation 2 years ago today.

Milan had 2 shots on target last night btw.