Gemmill

Take your coat off before you start wanking. Simple fix.

I don't think public do think it's a good idea do they? I suspect we'll see some polling on it over the coming days. This lot don't care anymore - they're not doing this as a vote winner, it's just the last opportunity they'll have in a while to enrich themselves and their friends.

I'd be a bit worried if I was Man City fan given the charges against them and the fact that action has finally been taken for this shit.

Dock the cunts another 10 for the flares and fireworks.

Getting sued by a few clubs as well. Maybe if their fans had set off midnight fireworks outside the independent commission HQ, things could have been different.

The other is Serge from Beverly Hills Cop.

CT's side hustle is surge pricing.

Aye the rules don't allow him to play.

Powerful Harry Enfield "Only me!" vibes.

"Guys. Scratch that stuff I said about the bull market. Didn't work out."

People don't care that much. I hope "something else" includes "jamming their Rwanda policy up their back eye SIDEWAYS".

There's that word again. "undefeated". Go give yourself a wristy, you drongo! (got that from an Australian insults website)

Supreme Court says the Rwanda deportation shit is illegal. Rishi is having some week.

That's VAR working perfectly. Aye it was much better when, if the ref pointed at the centre circle, it was a goal and you didn't have to worry about it being ruled out 5 minutes later. But if you're gonna have VAR, I want these diligent, sensible, Arteta-botherers in my VAR hut.

MOTHERFUCKER, I taught these idiots to do that.

She's still trouble for him though. You might not like her but there are plenty loonies that do both in the party and the press, and they're all happy to make trouble for Sunak which he can't afford. The Mail will go big on this tomorrow, I reckon. And she'll have an article either straight away tomorrow or in one of the Sundays to keep jabbing at him.

There seems to be a suggestion that Braverman has a signed copy of this document that she says Sunak agreed to and then has reneged on. I mean he shouldn't have agreed to batshit stuff, but if he did this doesn't look great for him.

A load of them are gonna lose their jobs. And these are not super smart, impressive people that are going to walk into big money elsewhere. For a good few this will be the biggest wage they ever get. Some of them will be straight up shitting their pants about this and wanting the election to happen as late as possible. Obviously none of this applies to Sunak but he's in the big job so no incentive for him to turn it over anytime soon.

My reaction to that post is similar to if MF's wide accidentally walked in on him wiping his arse. A mixture of confusion, curiosity, and just straight up, undiluted horror.

What is this used toilet paper you present to me?!

Look at me getting McGroin mixed up with Isegrim. Tough break for both of them.

You don't even get to speak to me about match thread starting. You can submit your messages as PMs to the admin team and I'll get to them when I'm ready.

Let's see your record. I'm just gonna come out and say it: NOBODY believes that you have an undefeated record. NOBODY.

I did Brighton and Leicester at the end of the season as well, when everyone else was shitting bricks, fucking WOLFGANG. You know what, I don't even know that you're welcome. I need to think about it.