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Get in! Jurgen, show us yer teeth Jurgen, Jurgen, show us yer teeth

FUCKING HOWAY WOLVES!

Looks like Russell Brand is about to have his #metoo moment on C4 Dispatches tonight. He's already posting preemptive denials online.

Spatial awareness. Have you ever seen one try and reverse park.

Go on, scurry off and text all your WhatsApp football trivia groups. You're welcome.

Well this really BLEW UP. The big trivia lads must be offline at the minute. Anyway I'm gonna put you out of your misery. The answer is Traore.

Here's some trivia for you. No googling. What is currently the most common surname in the Premier League?

She needs to ease off the triceps extensions. Woman is HENCH.

Time for lift-off.

Aye I think we might see changes in midfield here.

Freddie Boswell and Lilo Lil both died in 2020. Three blissful years of uninterrupted heavenly humping is about to come to an end.

I'd give it to Carsley and just hope he's a bit more adventurous in his selections. Top coaches are wasted on international jobs (you don't have the time to work with the players), and Southgate has proven that you don't need to be one to get to the latter stages of tournaments. It's mostly about the squad, the spirit, and knowing how to manage your way through the format of international tournaments. Carsley has done that. Give it to him.

I'd never watched the origins of this meme. I fucking lost it when the big moment came.

I didn't have time to post "Don't get Renton started on Laverne". He likes them mumsy! (dirty cunt)

Wearside Jack and the lad that fucks seagulls are their most famous sons.

I'm pretty sure posting RobinRobin's home videos is a GDPR breach.

He might have done it if not for the heat. I bet it was a bad day for PBs.

If I recall correctly, this was who a certain bandage boy fan wanted us to sign in the summer. @LongTimeAdmirer

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

I watched it last night. Entertaining. The Boston Terrier is class. Nailed on CT fancied the Aussie Shepherd.

We got thunderstorms yesterday. Cooled the place down so it was "only" a low of 18 degrees overnight.