Gemmill

Lads, I nearly forgot: And that all important Expected Points score: Newcastle United: 2.94 Southampton: 0.04 DOMINATION!

Are they not checking that? Fucking hell man.

That's surely a pen.

Is VAR not even checking that push?

One more goal please Spurs. To end the weekend on a massive high.

Only Sunderland, I think.

Tyler when Kane completely fluffed a pass to Son: "Ah it was offside anyway.... Maybe Harry knew that." No he fucking didn't, and why are you making up first name terms excuses for him you complete fucking helmet.

I hope Spurs peg them back here. Would be the perfect end to the day.

Well it's not like you to catastrophise so this has really got me worried.

Liverpool 3 up v Spurs in 14 minutes. Eddie Howe:

Get your hairnet on and get to bed, Captain Cornrows.

That today is the kind of thing properly good teams do as well. No good in the first half and just relentlessly undeniable in the second half.

26 goals in the 9 games since we lost to Man City. 13 of them in the 3 games since we lost to Villa. These lads do not like getting beat.

Unai Emery's unstoppable world-beaters drop more points. 3 this time. It's almost as if they've been outperforming expectations and wouldn't be able to keep it going. STATTO BOYS, TAKING THE PISS!

No one outside of the current top 4 is getting to 67. FACT!

Just need an equaliser from the beige sex offenders and we're all set for a perfect day.

The rotation is the best thing that's ever happened to Wilson. He's full of hell with a point to prove all the time, and he looks sharp as fuck.

Hat trick coming for Wilson here.

They're checking this too ffs. Just fuck off man VAR.

Walcott own goal. Nee luck Sven.

That's ridiculous man. Does clear and obvious apply to offsides too? If it does, that decision is crazy.

Can't be a clear and obvious error this. If you can't pick it from the replay, it's not offside.

Bastards he's offside isn't he.

We're so much better with Isak and Wilson in the team.

Selles sending on his 1993 Julie's wingman.