Gemmill

Aye, career on the downswing. No thanks.

Well....

This looks out as well. Big noise on the replay.

Aye. Smith as well, I fucking despise that cheating, crying dweeb.

Lucky Aussie pricks.

He's now a Mail columnist. You can guarantee we're going to keep hearing from him. On the plus side, he has a vendetta against Sunak so if this goes anyway to turning the Mail's editorial position against the current govt, that would be alright with me.

Prediction number 2.

Gone for 61, right on lunch. Apology due from Gloom.

Dirty old cunt.

Have we ever picked the Aussies on here up about exporting the paedo Rolf Harris to us?

Bruno is our artist. St Maximin is Neil Buchanan.

Don't know if this is completely standard behaviour but apparently Pep donated his £750k bonus for winning the CL to the club staff. Fair play, dunno how many of them there are but hopefully it was a nice little bonus.

EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION! Dr Gloom has made a prediction. I expect him to he VILIFIED if it goes wrong. That's how this board works, don't let me down.

Lads, there's nothing cool about you not being able to get the punchlines on your favorite show, Ted Lasso.

I don't agree at all about having a drink in the house. I'm happier having a couple of drinks on the sofa than socially and I don't drink enough to not be able to follow the telly I'm watching, you fucking reprobate. I only do it once a week or something though. I'm basically the cool version of @Kid Dynamite

Aye good luck Tom. I'm blessed to suffer from completely brutal hangovers off even a small amount of booze, which means that drinking any more than 2 for me is categorically not worth it. Worked this out when I was 25, living in San Francisco, and spending all weekend indoors cos Friday nights killed me for 2 full days. You / your mates get used to it eventually, although if they're owt like mine they'll be complete fucking bellends about it for years.

Standout performer for Forest and caused problems for lots of defences, would be a good signing. Do a swap deal with ASM.

Cos they've recommended that he doesn't get an ex-MP's pass. So they'll in part be voting to approve the report itself, but also to stop the cunt getting back onto the parliamentary estate. Which is worth doing as it affirms that he is now officially the "disgraced former PM Boris Johnson".

Neither is that kid's tache.

Phillips. Got his boyhood club relegated to sit on the bench at Man City and now he's headed to West Ham as a makeweight. Mind if I was Declan Rice I'd be looking for some first team assurances from Pep.

Man City are allowing Cole Palmer to leave on loan this summer. Howe was interested in him previously, wonder if we'll try again.

Postecoglou will be wishing he'd stayed at Celtic by the end of this window.

Levy is a fucking pisstaker.

Demonstrably untrue. Firstly by me slamming them on the table like a couple of boulders, but more importantly by me taking on the crucial period in our season when everyone was filling their nappies. One man stood firm. That man was ME.

Man United reported to be out of the chase for Kane. Levy is no doubt demanding crazy money.