Gemmill

Mackems 2-1 down at home. Dropping from 6th to 7th with one game to play. Team above them 3 points ahead, team below them on the same points as them but with a game in hand. Just as well they don't want to get promoted anyway.

Get in Forest. Sink those scouse mackems.

Was hoping for something from Wolves but they're 2-0 down within 15 minutes, so they can fuck off. Still 10 points ahead of Brighton though.

I think they'll do well next season cos they won't have Europe to contend with - that's a massive advantage as we've discovered this year. They've got financial problems, but they've got saleable assets and a big enough squad that they'll still be left with plenty for Pochettino to work with. They'll likely be back in the top 6 next season imo. Unfortunately.

Probably doesn't matter that much but if West Ham lose today, and get beat off Man City in their next game, they'll be desperate to beat Man United in the game after that to secure safety. Especially if the clubs below them pick up a result or two. So it's a Palace win in this one, please.

Who could fail to be inspired by this?

Wilson is on Football Focus at the Gateshead food bank, followed by a short segment on him and Isak.

The arse must have fallen out of the sofa market for The Wolf of King Street to have to shift from total sofa domination to the MI game.

You should check on Etsy whether anyone wants any access databases connected to Oracle infrastructure.

Musk can post a meme that costs you your money. It's bonkers. If you want to piss about with something similar to this, get the Trading 212 app and you can trade in stocks and shares, and there's a social element to it cos you can look at portfolios others have put together and choose to follow their investments. All regulated by the FCA/PRA. It's a way safer means of gambling on this sort of thing.

Cleverly being pictured staring longingly into the eyes of Georgia Meloni a week before the local elections doesn't feel like an accident.

I was doing matched betting btw. Zero risk.

It's a crapshoot. This bloke is very unlikely to be making money from skill, he's just gambling. You may as well find a betting system you like the look of, you'd at least have something tangible to work with like a league table and some fixtures. Honestly, this is not a good idea and you should stay away from it.

Bravado Dave's back.

You've clearly just googled "cool things to say about data" and picked a result from 1993.

Listen dickhead. You are not equipped for this mission. Stand down. Tell your new fucking weird mates that you've had an unfortunate life event and you can't be their friend anymore.

That must help with their pre game prep getting to the ground half an hour late with lungs full of blue smoke.

Was it their own bus or our bus that they were stood in front of with their poundshop Galatasaray antics last night?

Me and Eddie would be great mates. Start the day at 6am at the training ground, some weights followed by shirtless volleyball, then straight to the laptop for some data analysis. Shirts would remain off.

Who's that lass on CT's right?

They should have me on there. I wouldn't dream of doing anything so crude as pulling a website up - that's the same website (fbref) that I've got ALL the data off it into Power BI. AMATEURS!

The resignation letter from Sharp BTW. He knows EXACTLY what his fucking game was but his letter is one long excuse and attempt to reframe things. Informed Johnson he was going to apply for the role and within a month was helping facilitate a loan for the same bloke. Oh but it never occurred to him that this might affect the outcome of the appointment process. Just fuck off mate. Nobody believes you.

Get into bed with that bloke (literally or metaphorically), and you deserve every deeply unpleasant thing that happens next.

Gloom trying to win me over with stats....