Gemmill

It's all Man United at at Old Trafford vs the Real Madridlands of the Midlands.

Leeds are fucked. 2 down at Bournemouth.

Gordon's started well. Apart from missing that sitter obv.

Why doesn't Isak just dribble past everyone and score?

Waugh says there are "reports Longstaff could miss the run-in". He'd definitely be a miss, although the way the club bullshits about injuries, he's just as likely to be back next week.

The game's gone. What happened to the days when you could skullfuck a seagull on the way to the ground, shit in your seat at halftime, and watch your favourite paedophile score, all without some arsehole attacking you?

The straight dope from Craig Hope is that Isak starts.

Stockton failed to be inspired by this.

Just one of the great thinkers of our time.

Watching this documentary about Palace being saved from liquidation in 2013 or whenever it was, and I didn't realise that Eddie had been on the brink of taking over there. He'd been shown round the club and was about to sign but joined Burnley the next day. Dougie Freedman is on the doc and says: "That's when Steve came into the dressing room and said three words to me: 'you're taking training on Monday morning'" Freedman then goes in to say "no disrespect to Eddie but I didn't think he was the man to keep us in the division that year". OK Dougie.

I wouldn't mind seeing the mackems get promoted and get fucking smashed every week in the PL.

NO.

Listen to these two fanny farts. There were no predictions made. If I make a prediction, it happens. Such as 66 points to guarantee CL.

Forest are absolutely desperate to get relegated. They've blown it. 1-0 up to 2-1 down in the last ten minutes.

They'll get a result against Man United at home, I reckon. The Bald Fraud's boys are wobbling.

Forest man. You bellends.

Mackems 2-1 down at home. Dropping from 6th to 7th with one game to play. Team above them 3 points ahead, team below them on the same points as them but with a game in hand. Just as well they don't want to get promoted anyway.

Get in Forest. Sink those scouse mackems.

Was hoping for something from Wolves but they're 2-0 down within 15 minutes, so they can fuck off. Still 10 points ahead of Brighton though.

I think they'll do well next season cos they won't have Europe to contend with - that's a massive advantage as we've discovered this year. They've got financial problems, but they've got saleable assets and a big enough squad that they'll still be left with plenty for Pochettino to work with. They'll likely be back in the top 6 next season imo. Unfortunately.

Probably doesn't matter that much but if West Ham lose today, and get beat off Man City in their next game, they'll be desperate to beat Man United in the game after that to secure safety. Especially if the clubs below them pick up a result or two. So it's a Palace win in this one, please.

Who could fail to be inspired by this?