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Bastards he's offside.

"Another phase of play" or some shit. Which is total bollocks because he obviously has an advantage being a yard offside and ahead of the defender.

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The fact that there's 19% "Others" in Curtice's figures is problematic too. Who exactly?

That doesn't factor in Scotland, where you would expect Labour to pick up seats.

Eddie talking about Expected Goals in his Arsenal press conference. ONE IN THE EYE for the thick cunts on here. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

That's what you get for living in Torymouth.

Aye. And I'd much sooner things look bleak enough for them to want to delay it, rather than the opposite.

Too short for our team of giants. He'll have to settle for slumming it at Man United.

Hopefully celebrating the local election results.

Greg Hands bossing the media round.

He was asked the question at the post match press conference. He didn't answer it though and instead said well we won 4 and drew 1 of the last 5. Aye mate but you've got NEE BAAALLLLS when you have to pay a visit to the big boys.

Would be fucking great if this all sent them back into civil war trying to get Johnson back in charge.

The GREAT Man United, coached by the Dutch Genius have picked up only 1 point away from home against teams in the current top 9 positions. Weak as piss.

Prick.

Even with voter suppression, the tories are fucked. Good news.

Good for him.

Liverpool up 2%, Man United down 4%.

Man United effectively 3 points behind us on equal games played now.

Get in. Perfect result.

At this rate, I'll be posting on Newcastle Online next season. You simply do not treat Toontastic's crown jewels like this.