Gemmill

Aye I don't understand the Livramento thing. The lad is class.

Lee Dixon on co-comms. The only ex footballer I've ever got a reply from on twitter after I slagged his shit patter off. He replied with a completely blank tweet. RATTLED!

Have we got VAR tonight? They had it last night in the Spurs game.

Howe looks like he's lying out of his arse when he talked about Miggy being ill. Couldn't keep the smile off his face.

The two going up the wall looked decent too. Saturday night fandango!

CT will be saving that one down to his special folder.

Tremendous travelator action there. Great build up for the match.

Mark Clatterburg doing the Gladiators Readyyyy role ffs.

Great nostalgia blast tbf.

Lads I'm watching Gladiators til just before kick off. I'll have to catch LW at half time.

I use a browser for twitter cos the app is shite. And I go to twitter.com rather than x. Then, instead of using the share button, I just copy the url for the tweet. You have to click into the tweet, you can't just share from your timeline, but that's how I do it.

Start at the new place a week on Monday. I'll get back to you. On paper it's the same job I've done the past 5 years, which has been alright. If I'm honest though, I'm basically fully focused on retiring 12 years from now. That's the goal anyway. Any jobs I have between now and then are about ticking the years off, and not much more.

All perfectly normal behaviour. On BBC News this morning they mentioned a teacher interrupting the kids in the middle of an exam to tell them.

@LongTimeAdmirer

Sunderland take the lead, absolutely ruining the mackem from work's day out. Mickey B's flipped the script on him.

Lewk the mag being a mag again.

S3 is out on Feb 13th. Just in time for Valentine's day. "Ere Stayucey. Will ya suck us off while I watch STID like?" "Will ah fuckun wot ya stewpid little mug?!" "Hawez man Stayuss! It's Valentines man!"

Mackem at work was telling me yesterday that he'll be "doing his best to get Beale sacked" today. Nice to go to the match with a plan.

I'm saying that I think battling for a European spot is an appropriate level of expectation for us atm. £400m is nowt in the grand scheme of things - it's absolutely not enough to make you a fixture in the top 4 or a regular smasher of teams like PSG. If we end the season as poorly as we've played recently, it'll be an anticlimax. If we go on an absolute tear and finish top 5, it'll be class. I'm basically saying there's still something to play for. Losing today wouldn't end our season.

Badenoch's tinder bio.

There's still 17 league matches to play and we're 3 points off a European spot. This time two seasons ago, we still looked a good bet for relegation. You would have killed for our current position as recently as that. Last season has completely mangled expectations.

The front page of today's Daily Star is a picture of Klopp with the headline "Fangs for the Memories", and there's a cut out and keep Jurgen Klopp smile inside.

Imagine how desperate you must be for paid work to take that gig. You know you're gonna get rinsed by pretty much everyone but you can't say no.

You mean you missed them playing the Tory Party conference, the absolute bellends?