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Boro smashing fuck out of some Villa players and forcing a replay would be canny.

Just watched the replay of the penalty incident again. It's great. You can see Gordon look to his right "oh hello fuckwit" and then just toe the ball in front of himself and brace for impact. Thank you, clown.

I missed this thing turning up! Hope you're still enjoying it. Left shoulder was my problem too - deceptive how much wrangling of a guitar's weight you do with your left arm.

Here we go. It's Beale Out time.

Spare a thought for Bud the horse too who's been watching the game from behind a sofa.

I've completepy forgotten to have a look on RTG. Anyone got any highlights for us?

Bloke's an absolute headphone.

Here's Michael Mogadon Beale.

GOOD AND PROPER!

Lovely stuff that ITV's hoping-for-an-upset mackem panel now has to sit and talk about how shit Sunderland are.

Is that what it takes to take the taste away?

McCoist trying to claim that Ballard has had a good game btw. An own goal, a fucking idiotic penalty, and a foul (and resultant penalty) he would probably have gone for if VAR was on. He was an absolute wrecking ball.

Excuse me, these are a mid table Premier league outfit. Show some respect.

You boozing?

Let's hear from the mackem sympathisers Waddle and Keane now.

Thoughts and prayers with Exile. He's lost fully 50% of his patter with this result.

Demolished these pricks. Good and proper. Back in your fucking box, dickheads.

Gordon knew that thick cunt wouldn't be able to resist. Fucking tremendous from him there. Just knock it ahead of you and wait.

We look to be through our little wobble tbf. I'm not too worried about the lack of subs.

Pawson is just a ringpiece isn't he.

Aye. For this game, do what CT does and just look at their shorts.

Dan Burn with the Bobby Moore challenge on Clarke. I'll have that, thank you very much.

Joelinton going off was massive. We're making a meal of this now. Not sure the game would be anything like this if he was still on the field.

Isak looks to be getting his fitness back. He looks sharper today, full of running and quicker on his feet.