Gemmill

Congrats to the Aussie lads on here, you fucking dickheads!

Wilson has done more in half an hour than Kane has in this match and the last one.

Remember when CT tried to make Calluminous a thing?

Here he comes, the handsome cunt.

We've got 6 subs cos of the concussion one, I think. Hope Southgate gives Wilson some more minutes/a goal. And Kane a fucking rest. Assuming Wales don't just resort to kicking lumps out of people, in which case Wilson can stay on the bench and they can boot fuck out of Kane.

Well that's fucked their plan to win with a Bale free kick.

The Welsh are better at singing anthems than they are at winning football matches mind. They've done fuck all tonight.

Oh yeah? WHICH GROUP ARE THEY IN??

Love that recipe.

Declan Rice has got to be able to do better than that early Simon Cowell haircut.

I fucking knew Williams would last about ten minutes. Football loves taking a risk with people's brains.

Maguire

Neco Williams showing Rashford what bravery looks like. Bravery and concussion.

Henderson not well acquainted with the concept of bouncing.

England can fuck off. I'll tell them if Eddie's too polite.

Rashford turned his back on that Welsh clearance there. N-O will be learning all about cowardice as we speak.

Ferdinand doing a pre match piece on how Maguire hasn't been a calamity yet.

Be great if the other one becomes "the fatter Ronaldo".

My trick is just "mute conversation". Deliver an absolute zinger and immediately mute the conversation. They think they got the last word and you don't have to listen to their shite anymore. Everyone's a winner.

I would think he was even more sick of the argument than you were.

Imagine your own FA getting involved ffs. I hope he's 30 stone within 3 years of retiring.

Only Renton could "like" a post like this.

I remember the whole ground staking a claim on South Shields's favourite son with a half hour unbroken "There's only one Joe McElderry".

Phileas Fogg

Should send those lads to Ukraine, that's what they've been missing.