Gemmill

Nobody had any fucking idea he was standing at the back post. All just watching the ball. A panto season "HE'S BEHIND YOU!" goal.

Howay the yanks. I love the crowd shots of American fans, it's just a sea of dickheads in bandanas.

They play like PL talking about Brazil.

They play like van Gaal looks.

Fuck me, Holland are boring. Just entirely happy to nullify the US.

Frank Bruno wouldn't shut up about his black and decker.

Fuck off Serbia.

Aye Swift is fucking mint. The doc about her on Netflix is canny too.

The bear apparently had an absolutely brutal end to its life which I'm guessing won't be covered in the film. From an article about the film: "a medical examiner determined that the bear had suffered from brain haemorrhaging and failure of the kidney, heart and lungs, which meant that it most likely died terrified and in incredible pain" But YEAH. Laugh it up GUYS, you irredeemable CUNTS!

There must be some illness we don't know about here. Either him or his plastic surgeon.

Don't mention the VAR seems to be the joke of the moment.

Get a hat trick if you like Havertz, you're going home anyway

This is Dan Burn's World Cup. Watching Kai Havertz get sent home bottom of the group.

I think you might need a break from here.

Germany bottom of the group.

Jenas: It's because of their campaign as a whole that they're not progressing. aye. They add the points from the three games up. We get the concept of a league, you empty helmet.

Lukaku Jenas: "he's not expecting it"

WATCH SOME FILMS, "ROB"!

I'm not listening to that CUNT, Yorkshire boy! Between this and TalkSport, you put your lugs through some punishment.

Was it happy and heartwarming?

Does the yellow line stop cos they're all dead? Hope so.

Who do the Aussies get next?