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Fist you'd just complain it looked like a loosely packed kebab after your efforts with Hope Solo.

Yep, ginger, dreaded, nerd; that's me

Thank fuck for that, anyway CT's closer and we know you like'm tubby.

That's the thing though, if someone is putting lemonade or soda water into a half decent wine then they shouldn't be drinking it. Either drink your soft drink or if you need a buzz stick your Midori or blue curacao in your lemonade and stop tying to convince yourself you're sophisticated drinking wine.

Um, no we're not all technically disadvantaged like you ginger bollocks, Jill will be fine with it.

Wasn't it you Fist that had a semi for Vorderman? Bet your copy of VIZ with this in it is like a plasterer's newspaper that sit's under his radio.

If you haven't seen it Silicon Valley is worth the effort.

You can't tell me you wouldn't take a dive in her box?

Fucking hell Parky, Elizabeth Fraser phoned and she's asked for all your Cocteau Twins stuff back!

I didn't think it was that bad Jill compare to some of the right shite being produced atm. Anyone else disappointed with how the second season of True Detective finished?

A huntsman won't hurt you though, poor bastards a like a tubby fairy who startles another person as they rush around the corner unexpectedly.

Rumour has it, she hacked her own account and released them! What's Gemmill say, any hole's a goal.

Team America, fuck yeah! The whole goal! Very NSFW

Actually the argument was that we need to sign a decent winger before we sign a LB but as DK can attest to the Geordie Fish likes to argue.

Fuck off, unlike you I'm actually working, even if it is 0038 in the morning.

Fucking hell Alex that's like comparing Dave and Monty Python as someone who have "done" comedy..

Possibly but you could post here less.

See that's how comedy is performed ;-) Either way Davey boy, we're average in both departments and we will be stuck with what we have for another season. *sorry cannot type for shite this evening.

Thank you sir for reinforcing my point.

He's not clasified by the club as a CB, so your point is moot. Again.

See you logged in with your comedy account again. Two LBs and out of those that can play LW only one has a left foot they can kick with.

LB - Haidara, Dummett, Colback or Anita. LW - Cabella, Aarons, at a push Perez but that would be criminal Squidward, Gouffran and Marveaux would be better in the Villandry Amateur Theatre company's next production of Le Magicien d'Oz than our squad.

Don't worry us colonials knew what you were saying, aye mate.

Give the lad a break Alex, it must be hard to know you're (Savage) nothing but the Welsh Dennis Wise.