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Vaffanculo!

Get your money on Kiwi Chris scoring, when we put 3 past them to win 1-3.

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Five across the back, at home, against relegation fodder Luton - Big Sam Alladyce has joined the conversation. BTW you obviously missed the Villa game, there was nothing wrong with the midfield three. Bruno just needed not to be running around like a "headless chook" and hold his position.

Aston Barret from the Wailers also died, the house band in the afterlife got a few more members today.

Oh and nothing to do with the game and everything to do with Toontastic, the way some of you are carrying on at @LongTimeAdmirer it's fucking mackem like behaviour when one of them realises they have a cute teenage cousin and they follow them around trying to get a whiff. Put her on ignore or just flick past her post, it's fucking embarrassing. And @LongTimeAdmirer, give over on the shite with Gordon, if you want to post here and not be seen as a WUM, realise that he's making a huge contribution this season. You might not like him but he's a NUFC player and for that as a supporter you should get get behind him. I fucking hated the fact Barton and Bowyer played for our club but when they were on the field and putting in the effort, they deserved nothing but our support.

Well that was a very Newcastle game, wasn't it. Unfortunately I don't think wor Eddie is up to it tactically, good tacticians are proactive not reactive and Howe's reactive responses are ponderous. He obviously realised BDB was going to have an issue with the fastest player in the league and that's why Miggy started on the left, to help out. And you could see it in the amount of work Almiron was doing defensively, which not only stymies the team going forward, it's impossible for Miggy to get back when we turn the balll over cheaply and they launch it straight to their rocket. As soon as it was obvious he needed to change it up. What was with the instructions for Bruno today? Against Villa he just sat in and we controlled the game so much better, as Ciaoman said, today he seemed to be running all over the shop, it just made it easy for Luton when we cheaply turned the ball over as there was a huge hole in front of our backline. The team has also lost that calmness on the ball we had last season, gone are the triangles playing themselves out of trouble. For me Luton's first goal they don't score against Pope, Dubravkia got caught in no man's land and stopped when he could have come for it, then he's not attacking the ball or on his line. And in Miley, it looks like we will have a great player but it's obvious that after 45 minutes he's spent mentally. Yeah he can keep running but watch the difference in his decision making between the first and second halves - the game is passing him by when the team needs him, all part of why we are falling apart in the later part of the game. Not his fault, he's a fucking bairn playing men - the way that cunt from Villa, McGinn manhandled him being prime example. If Miggy wasn't injured, he should have been moved into the centre. Disappointing and just when it felt like we stopped being the team to give the shite, lower half teams easy points, we've returned to being just that,

Wayne Kramer MC5's (Motor City 5) guitarist and like the Stooges one of those bands that were a huge influence on punk and all the genres that followed. Kick out the jams, motherfukcers.

Thanks I but take your time, I'm in no rush.

Definitely don't let that well dry out. Here's a thought and encouragement for you to finish them, get that free guiness for life contract drawn up in exchange for the Mr Sparkle, shouldn't take you too long to get your money back! And when you do get them finished, flick me a message please as I'm keen for one also.

@Blastronaut this will probably fall into your slowcore wheelhouse.

Champion @Monkeys Fist

Looks like we are off to Ewood Park for the next round.

On that @Blastronaut did you ever get around to making a version of that Mr Sparkle you were thinking about?

Hope knows about as much as the chicken nonce.

Rovers get the equaliser and then just go 2-1 up!

Also how much does JDT look like Flash the sloth?

Deadpool FC have looked like cannon fodder, then they go one nil up with a cannon from Cannon.

See, like big Ange, spurred you into action! Finger. On. The. Pulse! Btw forgot B our former academy player, Ben Tozer, is captain for Deadpool FC.

@Monkeys Fist oi, get the match thread up so we can have those beige cunts!

You'd be fine still in rural/regional, white-hood wearing 'stralia, so about 15% of the population but it's amazing how much has changed since then with regard to the thoughts on our colonial history. It's totally understandable seeing the first nations people have been so badly treated for 200 odd years but truth is there needs to be a middle ground but there never is with our stupid species.

It was invasion day here yesterday, so probably best next time you and the future ex-wife are in town, you don't point that out to people!

You didn't see where I said I've resigned myself to not retiring until 70? Only the lucky win lotteries, we support NUFC!

National lottery thing called powerball, just jackpotted to $200 000 000 Australian pesos. Stupidly if I won it, I'd employ people and end up working harder, but it would be my productions and no fucking frankengrabs.

You are definitely going to need the bold underlined option driving the Chinese MG POS.