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Don't you start!

Definitely no piss, just want to know WTF is going on with them. Anyway:

Howe's as well. He's always been a serious fucker but there just doesn't seem to be any joy.

Acknowledging all the issues we've had this season, something just doesn't seem right with the team atm? Last season there was a die for the team attitude, that hasn't been there for months now.

Is that vape? In Australia it's a budget campervan rental company that the English backpackers use.

Lascelles, Willock, Murphy and Isak, understandably, all looking as rusty as fuck.

Blastronaut is sound and TBF I know he supports his local club, Stirling, so he probably deserves some respite with a PL team. Unfortunately Liverpool fans here are the fucking worst. Ex-pats or locals that took them for their glory hunting team, just generally smug cunts. I work with a guy (sorry Ciaomanheyman but it's applicable for the type he is) who was born in Durham, would be in his 40s, and is he a MLF, no! Is he of the black and white army, no! What about Darlo? Nope. Cunt's supports the red scouse because they are successful, of course you do mate! He works in sales - product placement sales!

Their 1970s HiFi amps are cracking things, well worth the adventure.

I get that if you support a successful club or the mackems 😉but for the rest of us, football is nothing but a tragi-comedy, a huge kick in the nuts the afternoon before the date with that hot person who has already told you what's installed. Especially for us stupid old cunts that support Newcastle. Everytime we get close, as the giant seems to rouse from its slumber, it trips and knocks itself out for another century or those clubs of poetless poetry change the rules to suit themselves, snake charming their serf like colleague (yeah right mid=table obscurity) clubs into thinking they are helping them - like those betwixed by the notion of aspiration they are fooled. The rich and elite want to you to believe you can attain what they have but it's just a fools errand. as they don't want anyone else to join their lot. Nope, best to know there is no hope, the heroes will always die in the end and never succeed.

There's way to many subplots in that piece of prose.

Moreso, who does the niece stay with when they are visiting their sister? And what do they use to get the drool out of their sistercousin's knickers?

Off to see Mogwai tonight and one of the supports is a local slowcore/post-rock band called A Broken Sail whose releases have all been mastered by David Pajo (Slint/Tortise/Stereolab/Zwan and a whole bunch of other stuff that you would go, really?) He's also the replacement for Andy Gill in the reformed, original members, Gang of Four, so in the degrees of seperation search I found this, which is a real interesting watch.

Like a mackem trying to get a whiff of their 12 year old cousin/sister's knickers.

No use calling anyone in particular out, they all had below average games, except for wor Lorius, who you cannot fault even though he had to pick the ball out of the net four times. Good to see little Joe back on the pitch, was the other positive.

Come on you bunch of useless twats, get us a tin pot. Something to stir your sausages!

Like any of you fuckers would say no to free minge!

With that in mind; Albert or Schär?

FYP

Modesty, a self-awareness old mate @Gemmill will never know.

TBF what's the point in reaching middle ground? They haven't done us any favours and will continue to make things as difficult as possible for us because they know we are coming for them, for all of them. So we should just make any and everything as difficult as we can for them all. Fuck'em.

My chiropractor is South Korean, (he's very good if anyone wants his details), he won't be happy after all he's had to listen to, on my thoughts about the bacon eating cabbageheed!

Fuck me, does Peter Graves actually get paid to talk about shite he obviously knows nowt about? The world is clearly broken.

Ashworth is just another tiny testicle man in the world of football. He can have a challenge and be part of something truly unique but no it's all too tough. So at first opportunity to fuck off to somewhere that is gifted every opportunity, what little chonies he has, shrivel up and he makes for the exit. What a gutless twat.