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Townsend was a bang average player but the way he talks he was prime Maradona, boring cunt.

FFS how is that not a foul - it's going to be one of those nights.

Andy Townsend is another know nowt moron.

Man is a moron, didn't he retire?

Gordon not looking good.

Fucking Martin Tyler and Andy Townsend on the comms here and then Chelsea score - CUNTS!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-fastest-players-season-29593784 - 30 Mar 2023

I was under the impression Barnes has a lot of pace but he's currently returning from an achilies injury and no doubt, will be tentative to push it.

Anderson isn't quick or fit enough to play on the wing and especially not in an Eddie Howe team. He'd be far more suited to playing in an European league, Italy or France, in his natural AM position.

Anyone watch Biden's State of the Union speech? What is wrong with Americans? The thing he's actually wants to do will do nothing but help their country and its citizens. And yet there were still fucking morons heckling him. He didn't sound well though, lots of coughing, losing track of his thoughts on occasion (no worse that that other cunt mind you). It's quite possible he wouldn't get through another term.

Fucking hell, she was the main act at last weekend's Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, where there was huge memorials for a gay couple that had been murdered by one of their ex-lovers, who was, a copper. She might need to talk to her booking agent.

If he's got a meth habit he's most likely from Geelong but just tells people he's from Melbourne. BTW @Monkeys Fist there's still a few other teams in Melbourne that play that ridiculous fucking game. Hawthorn, Western Bulldogs aka Fitzroy (I had a mate who supported them and literally died of a heart attack after they finally won a trophy after 50 years), St Kilda, Essendon, Melbourne, North Melbourne and Richmond. It's such a provincal game that 10/18 team in a national league come from one city with just 5 million people, fucking stupid.

Only if the ball ricocheted toward Bruno everytime Sissoko tried to control it. Yes he was imposing but the fucker had the touch of Trump in a changing room.

If you don't want to be seen as a WUM. We all get it, you have a soft spot for Maxi, he was a bright star for all of us in a dark time but poking the bear is just going to get bites and no one wants that shite fight, capeesh? Anyway, you've been extremely lax in the loans update thread, you've got responsibilities you are falling short upon!

It wouldn't be a bad thing, there is definitely a good player in there. I bet there is something hinky in the deal and if he plays under a certain number of minutes we might get him for less or the actual price we all think he is coming in at is wrong and Chelsea are that desperate, Howe thinks he can fleece Ashworth once his shoes are under the table at Man U.

It's not even school holidays, you cannot be that bored!

Well they are from Melbourne! No doubt he's into aerial ping pong and all.

Unless we get European football next season, and at this stage it's unlikely, we won't need all of them, which makes it even more likely two of the current first team midfielders will go. I'm interested to hear others alternatives?

It's kind of where the club is though, isn't it? Ashley left the squad in such a state that any glimmer of local talent, is currently worth more as a saleable asset. Think of the shite that are still on the books and worth nothing: Hayden, Hendrick, Fraser, Lewis - only Hendrick is off the books at the end of this season.

KCC, if you were to look at our midfield and order them strongest to weakest, where do you honestly place Anderson? I don't see who besides Ciggy that I would place him in front of? Bruno>Tonali>Big Joe>Little Joe>Miley>Anderson>Longstaff - you could possibly swap 2nd to 4th in the order of your preference, same with 5th to 7th but for me Miley at 17 has a lot more potential. Those last three are worth more to the club in FFP value than their betters. Just trying to look at this from a business sense from the club's perspective.

Would he be happy to be 2nd or 3rd choice? That's what will happen if he stays.

Everything said above is true and yes it is a wonderfully romantic notion to have as many local players in the squad but we cannot keep them all. When it comes down to it do you want Brunos and Big Joes or Longstaffs and Andersons (I don't think EA has the legs/speed to be a Howe first team player). And honestly, are they going to be happy being second or third choice for the position they play? Perfect world we have some locals in the stiffs, that will never be better than mid-table PL or Championship club players that Ashworth's first job at Man U is to over pay us for them and the leftovers are off to Forest. But we currently don't and are a long way off, having that conveyor belt of academy players.

They are the weakest of our midfielders and it's not like we are short of homegrown players.

Not sure why you are so keen for Gordon to make the squad. He needs a holiday and you know if he was in the squad he'd either sit on the bench for all but 5 minutes in some dead rubber group game and/or be knackered for the season by some league 2 level defender playing for Latvia in said game. AG10 needs to do nothing but his bouncy missus for the summer.