Gejon

Bit of a gamble then, especially if those who are already doing it are warning you off it based on their knowledge of the role Well good luck anyway but as I said, I think you need to start thinking about a back up just in case.

I think people are telling you to consider not going to uni because you seem to be in it for the wrong reasons. Also your career choice might not be what you really want to do. It's something you sound like you want to get into with no real idea of what is involved and those who do it for a living are trying to give you geniune advice.

Very true, we have had a number of frustrated university graduates who just couldn't get anywhere.

If you don't want advice Kevin you shouldn't ask for it. I just think you have set your targets a little too high, ambition isn't a bad thing but it's obvious you won't get to where you want to be so need to lower your expectations and start punching at your level (ie McDonalds), you could be assistant to the manager in a few years, bringing home the real big bucks like £6 an hour.

I have never had a picture of myself as an avatar, you are thinking of Stevie I believe. You wouldn't understand my job Kevin. Seriously though, don't dismiss McDonalds so easily.

That's good, being serious but it could be a decent career option for you.

Enjoy McDonalds Kevin

Karma.

It's true too, makes it even worse tbh.

The new Dirk Kuyt?

Facebook is really good for coming across people you haven't seen so long you have forgotten about. Also canny for pictures etc..

We asked you to gives us a percentage that is more than half, you said 31%, our survey says... You absolute mong I was reading the comments ya daft cunt. Not being a member I couldn't see the results of the poll. Absolute knackers on there though a true embarrassment to NUFC. Yes you are.

We asked you to gives us a percentage that is more than half, you said 31%, our survey says... You absolute mong

Cheers.

Again, she is amazing.

FYP Pretty much spot on

Ocassionally you do get something right. Pretty immaculate tbh.

Pace up front and can play on the wing. I wouldn't be against it.

He loves us

If he keeps us up then he can do what he likes

He's fucking mental

He can play off the striker, could be a very good partner for Carroll.

Kev's first day at work: "What!?"

Kevin, calling someone with tanned skin "a little paki" is racist, there is nothing you can say that will suggest otherwise.