Gejon

You look like a gay sailor for fucks sake who asked crouch about andy carroll? seems an odd link They are both white, tall and English. The link comes about quite a bit despite being quite a bit different in styles.

Probably Harry's way of tapping him up, actually forget that, he is a lot less subtle.

and potatoes.

Have our players always worn heart rate monitors or is this a new thing?

legend.

I bring the perpetuity and snobishness which will one day cause the end of the forum.

RIP.

Get fucked man I said 'Hi mate', handed you the money and you looked shit scared you might be about to get into a conversation with a stranger, thrust the ticket into my hand and legged it Why not areet mate? No wonder he got his back up straight away. "Hi mate" oh dear. Honest question Stevie, do you use 'pipe down' and 'Oh dear' in real life? Can't say that they're Geordies terms I've heard, sounds more mockney wannabe to me. I say pipe down at least once a day in real life and oh dear less frequently but been known. I can see you as a hi mate type of "guy", and a "guy" type of bloke. I can imagine

and Carroll, we could be heading towards a Royal Rumble here soon.

FYP

well it was worth a try.

People have tried but you don't listen, I was trying to be nice about it. You really don't have to play up and the act isn't remotely interesting or funny. Haven't done a good deed for today so thought this would be it

Can I give you some sincere advice Kevin? Well I will anyway... 1) You don't have to be a dick on here, I know you think it makes the board more interesting but it really doesn't. Ok there may be a few more posts than usual but the majority are by yourself and more isn't always better. 2) We know you are a young man who sometimes goes out and gets drunk, we have been there, we have been at that stage where you just drink anything to get drunk. You no longer have to prove to us you are a typical 15/16/17 year old. 3) You can just be normal, you don't have to act up or live up to some sort of character. You may think the attention is good but deep down no-one really wants to be centre of attention solely for the fact they are a twat. I know this is practically the same as the first point but I thought it was worth reiterating. 4) I know you are young and won't fully mature for a good few years yet but you aren't the first poster on this forum who has been your age, however they have acted a little more matuerly. I know you think you are new and "controversial" but you really aren't. 5) I know it will be difficult and people will still treat you like an idiot so you will be tempted to revert to form but you really don't have to. If you start posting normally without the act people will start to treat your post and yourself with a bit more respect than the FoK response you normally get. This post wasn't intended to take the piss out of you, it was geniune advice but I fully expect to get some still response along the lines of "I am the forum clown, the forum is boring/needs me" etc..

I don't need to set up numerous accounts. That would just be pathetic

Really, you must be proper ITK and stuff because this hasn't been reported anywhere!

Is there any point in following football if it is going to make you so utterly miserable? What's wrong with trying to make the best of a shit situation? It doesn't mean you have to like Ashley or not think he is a complete fuckwit. Fact is he owns us and it's going to be pretty shit, it also isn't going to change any time soon and those who seem to "not have their heads stuck in the sand" don't seem to be doing much about it other than not shopping in Sports Direct, which if we are being honest isn't a hardship considering the state of the place/their goods. Cheer up huh? As said, lets just try and make the most of it because there is nothing we can do that will change it. Loaning people like this isn't ideal, under the old regime we would be signing players instead of loaning them (ignore Rossi for a moment) but that's gone now and Cleverley will improve the squad/team so there is a positive if we do get him.

FUCK MY LIFE!

Bernard was a good left back but not the second time we signed him Your point, as always about the same thing. Then when people pointed out we signed some fairly dodgy players under the last owners you shift the goalposts (as usual) and bang on about something else we have all read numerous times before. It will be the same in the majority of threads when we are linked to or sign a player. We get it, they aren't as good as some of the players signed under the old board, honestly we do get it.

I reckon it would cost more but either way it's about £10m more than we have.

How much do you think a player proven capable of getting 17 goals in the premiership will cost Kevin?

Because he has probably never heard of him. The same way he was pissed off about the Perch signing when in the same whining post he said something like "I have never seen him but I don't like him".

If he had a testimonial it would only be fitting if he at least started from the bench, came on for the last 10 minutes or something.

Age wise not as old but ability wise Bernard and Sibierski weren't even close to Sol Campbell now. But then, there isn't really any need to get into this discussion AGAIN! That article was talking about Frazier Campbell btw, as someone else said.