Gejon

FoK.

The Fulham job seems to be the ultimate anti-Sven job to me. Could be good news for us.

Aids, let me know when you want me to come round and give you it.

We do care about what happens to you, maybe not in the way you would hope but you know, you can pretend we care about you.

Will have to quote that later then.

"So why do you want to work here Kevin?" "Stop gap innit".

Being serious, when I went for an interview at McDonalds they offered me the job there and then. That was about 12 years ago but still, not looking good Kevin

If you don't get it I think we will all be doing the emoticon. Because we care about you and all that

I hope the plod said something along the lines of "Think you are a big man do you?".

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday. Now FoK.

I am sure we could all chip in?

Good luck. Working in McDonalds is fucking awful so I really hope you get it

I reckon i will if im being honest. The only thing that i feel could stop them is i look young? I reckon that's why i never got them other jobs, either that or im horrible at interviews but good on paper I doubt looking young would have any influence, have you seen some of the monsters that work in McDonalds restaurants? Appearance doesn't seem to be high up on their employment criteria.

As a couple have said, if you don't get the job you REALLY need to just give up on life.

Pretend to be mental and they don't tend to bother you, some of us don't have to try too hard.

I had some of those but binned them after a couple of wears, they don't suit me. I think they only suit people who have pipe cleaners for legs.

If his dad had a yank that night we would have been spared all his shit.

Attention deprived child, blatantly not 17 either.

In keeping with the thread:

Ever wondered why? I think Wacky finally tracked down your mum so he won't have much time to post on here anymore.