Gejon

Me too

Happy belated birthday.

When are the admin "fixing" Kevin's new account?

I look about 12 and Wacky was asking for pictures of me, does that make him a sex pest? Yes. That bastard ! Vanessa Hudgens, anyone need some pics drop us a PM. And shes 20 Just a hunch but I reckon you could probably get pictures of these girls on that internet thingy.

He is signing for the smogs.

FYI dawg, i get told before wednesday if i dont get it i wwill get an email fromthem if ye kniow what am saying , do yeno what im saying homes? Respect dawg, Kevin G H double E out ! Honestly? I don't have a fucking clue what you are saying. This stuff should definitely be saved someone for when you grow up though

Quit your breakdown, so you didn't get a job in McDonalds, it's not the end of the world really, when you get a little older you will be entitled so some sort of benefit. Chill Kevin.

and I thought he couldn't get any worse, proved me wrong

He does look a bit like him

You fucking idiot When we were linked with him in January he was a right back who could also play as a centre back or holding midfielder. Since then it seems he has played a few games at left back so it's fair to say he is a versatility player. He played really well against us (imo) but from their comments it seems that was a bit of a one off and they don't seem too bothered to lose him/actually seem quite happy to get rid. Oh well, another body huh?

Sorry about that but as I'm sure if we came down to Newcastle to play you's I highly doubt you'd recommend we give our money to the mackems? No, but that's simply because the place is a shit hole. And because it's a different city. Which'd be canny shit advice in the circumstances. Location aside, would you recommend a mackem pub to the a away support traveling down to play you? Dun Cow on the High Street.

She been keeping something from you?

Dude i'd buy the dearer stuff, i just have no money Understandable and I was exactly the same at your age, I was just saying you shouldn't worry about the finer points (tastes) of alcohol at the moment. Just worry about getting pissed because thats all you drink it for at that age.

That is definitely Mackem thinking.

You will understand in about 10 years. Just enjoy your cheap cider/vodka now and worry about debating the tastes in a decade

Vodka tastes different if you aren't twelve years old and trying to take any alcohol taste away with litres of soft drink.

I doubt they will spend much and he is very good at getting the best out of players so I reckon you might be right. The best they can probably hope for at the moment.

FoK.

The Fulham job seems to be the ultimate anti-Sven job to me. Could be good news for us.

Aids, let me know when you want me to come round and give you it.

We do care about what happens to you, maybe not in the way you would hope but you know, you can pretend we care about you.

Will have to quote that later then.

"So why do you want to work here Kevin?" "Stop gap innit".