Gejon

Probably Invicta Toon.

Happy Birthday Boyo. Happy Birthday Stevie, I think you are a canny lad even if you are a complete tosser [/steviestylekindofcompliment]

He is a complete bellend like.

We have 2 this year, I didn't go to the one last Friday and won't be going to the one next Thursday. As you can tell I am the life of the office party!

Happy birthday.

We definitely won't finish 7th now

I think its Thompers hoping to get some cock pics.

Oh aye? which department? Contracting in/out of Serps. CA1543, CA1544, CA1545 and CA1548's I think.

Honestly have no idea what my role is any more. I don't actually really do any work anymore just make sure others are doing theirs and are getting on ok. I do sometimes have dealings with you lovely people at the HMRC (Inland Revenue) in Benton though

Total knob. I don't usually use the K but I will in this instance. Who is? Your "spot on mate" who told you about Baines signing? Nah. Do you think you're boring? Or are you in denial? Boring is definitely one thing that can never be said about you. Your ignorant, pathetic, moronic little rants (especially when you have had a shandy) are a highlight of the forum

I didn't think it worked when you had been drinking?

Total knob. I don't usually use the K but I will in this instance. Who is? Your "spot on mate" who told you about Baines signing?

"He's never told a lie in his life, and the sources where he got this story he trusts implicitly." For some reason every time I read that sentence the words "Baines" and "Leighton" come into my head, can't think why though

Are you a black DJ?

And not once has he showed any interest in meeting up with the exiled Geordie forumites down here. Traitor, I say, traitor! You lot aren't members of the BNP though so whats the point in him meeting up for a talk?

I've nee idea where the Clearasil reference came from but I like it I'm going to be honest, there is no rhyme or reason to what I posted I do just generally think you're a cunt. Not only that but I get the feeling you're a spineless cunt with nothing in your locker apart from a couple of fanciful stories to justifiy your head-mental ideas. Feel free to shout me down if i'm wrong. I don't even notice you enough to think you're a cunt, you're just there. You'll say something on this message board and on occasion follow it up with a " " and I'll think what's that daft mackem cunt putting smileys up for when it's not really funny. Each to their own though. As for me being spineless you can't really say that on a message board if you're not going to back it up in person, especially when it comes to the fanciful stories bit, do you agree? You clearly notice me enough to think i'm a cunt, as you've said as much in the past while telling me that living in Washington blacklists from being a true Newcastle fan. I reckon you're spineless. I reckon if I offered you out you'd shirk at the idea. I reckon what little arse you had would fall out. I don't like violence the last one on one fight I had was 11 years ago, but clearly you're a nobhead who has something to prove to himself I'm not going to say something shite like "you're digging your own grave" more than likely I'd look at you and take pity on you, you're clearly a little cockeyed Wearside lad with too much to say, if you want to meet me tomorrow, I'll meet you, but don't be a cheeky little generate disrespectful prick. 4pm, outside the Gate. Washy Rules. I've just been to the town I'm not going back again today, I'll meet you next weekend, I'll even buy you a mix up if you're a good lad. Bottled it tbh.

Only 3 things guaranteed in life. Death, taxes and Stevie making a complete tit of himself and chomping like a bitch (especially when he has come in drunk and its someone not from Newcastle laying the bait) Two words, on chomp Good luck Ketsbaia, "Big" Stevie is going to get you!

Blacks take offence to the N word, so using it is inappropriate and using racially aggrovated language, completely different from saying "Am away doon to the chinkies" or "ye seen these greasy diving eyetie cunts". Whatever, Adolf.

Danny really is pathetic

Happy birthday

Bought it for £13 the other day Oh well stil a bargain!

Saw him this year (or maybe last) and he was excellent!

They should bring back Gamesmaster.