Gejon

for £500 i would kill a puppy with a cheese grater tbh!

definitely, whether or not they would loan to us though?

if he was a touch darker he would look like Shola imo

Me and a few mates from school round a girls house with 2 girls there (i think) all drinking vodka and playing nervous, i decided not to play as I wanted to get with one of the lasses. MOTD came on so everyone went in the front room, I pretended to be really drunk and stayed in the back room. The lass I liked stayed with me to make sure I was alright then her friend came in and said she would look after me and the other lass went in to the front room with the other lads, next thing I know she is kissing me and putting her hands down my trousers. I was bottling asking her for a shag but I finally asked if she had a condom and we were away, I was just praying I wouldnt come after about 2mins and trying my best to keep it in. Mates kept looking round the door and making comments (romantic I know), I went what I thought was long enough (not really bothered if she was enjoying it was just glad I wasnt a "2 pump wonder") and then shot my load. Left apparently a few minutes before her parents came home (mates had left a while before) and felt like "DA MAN". Was really the next day at school but it was a few days before I went to America for the month so that kind of sorted out the whole embarrasment issue. Slept with her again a few years later (as did half my mates and half my town tbh! classy girl )

*why is there no report button in this place* MMMMODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS! There is, its called "Report!"

I reckon Nobby drove them mad trying to get them to turn it into this place they have pulled it all!

Evening 4 eyes

HTT must have got bored. should be remaned Newcastle-on/offline tbh!

Not much tbh!

Invicta feels he has finally got the pussywagon that will have the ladies flocking!

Hey ladies how would YOU (points with both hands) like to go out with a lego robot wars champion!?

We are... what's your excuse? Getting touchy now I have pointed the pattern out to him tbh

So she goes to bed about the time you get in, interesting..

because we all go to bed at 9pm! Blatantly an excuse, would rather stay locked in her room than talk to you

Scousers do tend to sound a bit thick!

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is! too fucking right I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol. I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself Or you tend to fancy girls clearly out of your league, hence you are just "mates" I prefer my preferences over yours Jon tbh wanking over your room mate while she is asleep? no thanks. not fat enough for you? She has a fat ass, but does do step twice a week, so probably not your kind of gal From the sounds of it she tries her best to avoid you so its certainly your type of girl.

That's just a league list of your prejudice tbh. Nah cockney would have been in top 2 at least.

Here's one I think Gemmill might get, Fucking lotto is fixed man! 3 weeks in a row now that I have just got one number, obviously a pattern! Emailed someone at lotto HQ and they fobbed me if with the usual machine and balls checked by outsiders etc. 3 weeks in a row that, tell me how thats not fixed, thats 100% same outcome! Its a fix, so fucked off!

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is! too fucking right I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol. I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself Or you tend to fancy girls clearly out of your league, hence you are just "mates" I prefer my preferences over yours Jon tbh wanking over your room mate while she is asleep? no thanks.