Gejon

cottaging and money? Yep

I think Everton had a £6m bid turned down so he is staying whether he likes it or not

Sunday Sun reckon we have had a £1.5m bid turned down and they want £2.7m! Surely we can match that or give them Luque for him!

I was thinking pretty much the same thing the other day My ex's Dad is an alcoholic and was too pissed to go food shopping most of the time anyway!

They got a good team lilke?

Happy birthday Dave.

Cheers, always one person with good taste

I had to give up on something I really depended on last year and getting really angry about something related really helped! Its hard to think how you could translate this to smoking but it worked amazingly well for me, I really didnt think I could stop but the anger spurred me on and the fact that I managed to do it for a few days helped me carry it on.

I know Boa Morte lives in a modest house and drives a Corsa, no idea what he does with the rest though!

believe me ive tried. also if you ask if they sell pattie's in fish shops down here they don't know what one is! I can believe that, chip shops are a bit limited down south compared to what you can get up north.

London needs more immigrants to teach them how to do it! Im sure you could find a nice onion bhaji in London tbf

Didn't realise the onion bhaji was a northern delicacy

I can't bear Harry Hill when he does his stupid stand-up, but TV Burp is always hilarious Yep same here, his "comedy" is shite but the TV Burp thing is excellent. He should stick to that because he does it very well but everything else is stupid! (although the stupid does creep in a bit when he has the fight thing on the show).

Is it me or does Lawro seem like he is trying to pick a fight with his co-commentator every game! Even does the childish copying what he said a moment before thing! Reminds me of someone on here tbh

I would love to try one but I never seem to be able to find anywhere that does them without onions in them!

Well done, retired dirty smoker!

going to a fancy dress party, not as Enrique though!

Adidas

If you think they look alike i would give the old "joystick" a rest for a little while (means your flatmate wouldn't have to wash that mystery fluid out of her hair soo much aswell)

My workmate went to see this one being filmed. Gonna miss it because im out has been pretty good so far though.

Its mental, he isnt worth a quarter of that! People were banging on about him going on the cheap aswell

Looks NOTHING like Dyer tbh http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Senio...,,10278,00.html Kieron Dyer is the number 8 btw

They are mint! (probably literally)

Bet you wouldn't tbh! You got £500 and a puppy going spare?