Gejon

I've rarely met a bell end I didn't like

Kevin is the first poster I would expect to be beaten up by a lass.

So basically its a shower head suspended half way up a bog? Wont you just crap on it? thereby delivering a pile of molten shite straight back up and over your cheeks when you turn it on? counterproductive I guess (hope) that pipe comes out of the toilet when required and slides itself back in during the 'event'. I'm the team sitter btw.

6th form which was briliant, sex was still that rare thing that was the most special thing in the world ever when you got it.

I just work with a complete tosser that no-one likes who talks and fucking talks and you just can't get away from him. Absolute bellend and is the most boring person in the entire world. A few things I do I have to really concentrate but this wanker will just talk at you, you try your best to express facially that you aren't interested and are busy but he just doesn't get it. One of my colleague who is a bit more blunt actually lets out a loud sigh every now and then when the lad starts talking to him but he is still oblivious to it. Just can't stand boring people who are unable to shut up, I am hardly Mr Excitement but this guy is literally the biggest dullard that has ever lived and he is always behind everyone with "news" so will start telling you something you found out about weeks ago (today was Scarlett Johanssen's [can't spell!] nude photos) and you just have to sit there, nod and make the odd comment like you are interested. On the nude pictures thing I did actually tell him I saw them a while back but he basically called me a liar and said they had only come out today. Quite a rant that, he really is big rant worthy though.

Get a HTC.

An Arsenal scout bought me a Krushem from KFC, was a bit odd but quite nice. We also had a chat about areas Arsenal are struggling for players in the youth ranks.

You're obsessed with Newcastle Online Leazes

Taxis can be a pain in the arse at night, if you do stay somewhere a taxi drive away make sure you get a taxi number first and go somewhere away from the station to call it rather than spending ages in the queues (especially in November)!

And i thought Ireland was expensive, is that for 1 person 1 night? its like 30 euro for a 4* city centre hotel in Dublin or cork... You'll be lucky to find anything for £30, maybe a guest house around the Jesmond area. Think I stayed in Fenham once in a guest house for that much, bit of a walk though IIRC. DON'T stay at Rooms Inn even if it's 50p a night. Would you be willing to stay in a hostel? It's not my thing but it's a lot cheaper.

Royal Station Hotel can be quite cheap, is right next to the station (built into the station basically) and has a small gym and pool you can use for free. Check booking.com Also would recommend - Grey Street, Jury's Inn, or The Thistle although none will be cheap (£100+).

Don't blame you, chin up mate

Definitely book before you go.

Still a decent squad player if his new contract has wages like their current rate.

Don't bother mate. I remember you broadly taking the optimistic line even when we were no great shakes under Shepherd but it doesn't fit his agenda. He's in his own bubble and it needs to be ignored because he won't do it himself, despite people asking nicely and frequently. I know you're right, you would have thought rating Shola and thinking Amdy Faye would be a good signing would brand you "Optimistic moron" for life but you just can't get through to some people. Unfortunately these two posts will give him something to respond to rather than the post I made above which he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on. My only comfort is knowing he will wake up tomorrow, check the forum and look like this when he reads back through his posts

As I said, find me a post where I have disagreed. I have always been (to my fault) notoriously optimistic about the club. Ironically when we were taken over by a billionaire my first reaction was to tell people something like "just because HE is a billionaire it doesn't mean WE will be spending lots of money". What you seem to believe is that EVERYONE was against the old board and only you were saying that the grass isn't always greener which is a load of shit. Some got a bit excited at the prospect of a billionaire taking over, especially during a time when there were very strong signs we were slipping away from the absolutely brilliant heights Shepherd and Hall had managed to get us to previously and maybe they had run out of ideas so a new owner with new ideas could potentially get us back to that which maybe was naive but a little understandable as we did seem to be slipping away somewhat after a few managerial appointments that turned out to be massive failures (it happens). Now I think that is a fair and valid response, feel free to come back with similar.

Go to bed you pissed old man, this is where you claim someone else is following you around the forum btw. Can we not get him sectioned? There must be plenty of evidence to back it up by now.

mental. Show me an argument I have made against the previous board and I will show you where you have proved me wrong. As with all your posts, this will go round and round and round again with you claiming I have said things I haven't which in turn makes it impossible for me to admit you proved me wrong. This will obviously lead to a reply along the lines of "I asked YOU to find blah, blah, blah' Moron.

Silly old man. Is your point that old people in Newcastle don't go out on he bus then fanny about in town during the day?

oh dear You should be banned, for being so gullible. Suggesting someone should be banned is pathetic apparently, can you remember who was claiming this recently? Apparently yes, it is, but only when you do it for the reason that people have a different opinion to you. I still find it hard to believe that some people are thick enough to believe this club is on the right lines, on the basis of a few good results and the easiest set of opening fixtures we have had in years. you're up late aren't you ? A bit ironic, I thought your lot were in bed by 7pm and up as soon as the buses were running so you could fanny about town all day getting in peoples way.

Shola isn't lazy, he has played through many injuries even when we wished he hadn't Not the best player but an absolutely brilliant attitude that is pretty rare these days. Have to be honest, I was shocked and not in a good way when he got a new contract but the lad deserves respect. It's not his fault if he get picked/extensions and he genuinely loves the club.

oh dear You should be banned, for being so gullible. Suggesting someone should be banned is pathetic apparently, can you remember who was claiming this recently?

Wise words.

Pushing on really rests on Graeme Carr, there won't be much money available so it's whether he can keep finding quality players who are either out of contract or have clauses with maybe the odd gamble on a youngster not getting games at the top clubs so available for a low fee (Obertan).

Today has gone really quick and I have done absolutely fuck all.