Gejon

Worse than N-O on here these days.

Btw, I love Mens Health "Stacked in 7 days", there is a ridiculous article mentioned on the front page every issue. "Go from 24 stone blubber man to an 8 pack mega god in 6 hours" "Increase your sex drive to last 19 hours in 3 days" "Improve your IQ by 100 points in 23 minutes" Ludicrous magazine

It's gonna be shopped a bit as it's Men Health but I must have missed all of the Andi Peters getting ripped business We gonna have the chuckle brothers appearing on Gladiators (as Gladiators) next. Is Gladiators still on?

WTF!

Stop trying to be funny you doilum before i come over there and castrate you. I actually don't mind you now that you've calmed down after realising everyone was ignoring you. Cheers bud. Just don't say stuff about me being a prick. Not cool. You are soo Jedward

Seems that way. Oh well. Clipboard out. Since when have threads on here been locked for veering off topic ffs. This is a stupid decision made by someone that aspires to be a metro inspector. FACT. We'll have none of that fun round here!

YOU JUST WANT HEED TBH.

Look at the size of that tent Surely they could have just used a proper one?

Not meaning to stir anything but if a thread is getting lots or replies and it's not Leazes like surely that's a good thing?

He has.

Someone find the picture of the 'tent' they put over the body, that will bring a few more laughs out of the story.

Toontastic Newcastle-Online Facebook Twitter Don't think I look at others on a regular basis, just when required (Amazon, Mail Fantasy football, tesco dvd etc..)

That's the aim.

Weighed myself today for the first time in a while, I weight half a stone less than I thought I would. It's still not great but better than being half a stone more

No because you could just be stealing pics off someones facebook. Either "I am not Paul Wyn" or "no I'm not related to that Brevik bloke" in writing as seen above. Freaky, was just off looking for this What with his location and posting history

Exactly what I was just thinking

Tbh I thought J69 was Mr Svelte (that a word?) sportsman. What has been blacked out in the background btw Saltwater?

Nampy pamby doogooder, it was only the blacks.

No I was banned for a black joke oh dear. Stick to white jokes and you're ok ? I don't know. I think the way they dig their heels in and insist a permanent ban is precisely that, to show their macho attitude, is very sad and completely the opposite of their intentions tbh. It only makes them look more sad and juvenile tbh. They would get far more respect from people like me [and there are others on here who will say the same, they know who they are] if they grew up a bit. Don't mistake this as me saying I think I'm missing anything Dave, because its you who are missing good posters. I feel sorry for you. Anyway, nowt wrong with "black" jokes, they are no different to "white" jokes, the difference is only the perception of the absurd namby pamby softie do gooder. Typical you. Maybe you should see the content of the joke before one of your 'crusades' Tbf YOU would have found it hilarious.

"A TOON fan, who suffers from epilepsy"

and muslims and defending and flounce and obsessed and... well, it's basically important to learn that words have distinct meanings, isn't it? "wild accusations with no foundation" Hows things in the Ivory Tower [ooops, I mean that tower block in Brixton?] Don't tell me, all your neighbours speaka da English because they have been to english lessons and are working hard for the good of the country and doing their bit for the economy to pay their way. If only. How ridiculous you are. Who are you quoting? I could follow one of your posts and make up something, pop it in quotation marks and be (rightfully) mocked. Why do you think it's ok to fabricate another's opinion? I'd rather a million Ash's from Tehran to one Darren from Toxteth. Translate into Leazes talk ... Translating ... "I fucking love terrorists me, they can do no wrong and don't get me started on how much I love dole sponging asylum seekers who only come here for our benefits". See, YOU did say it Fish!

Happy Birthday

Needs to use the epilepsy thing on the women tbh, ie you get me hard, get on top and I'll switch the strobe light on, you won't be walking for a week sweet heart Xxx

Could have earned £50 from a paper round by now.

Terrorist flew two planes into the towers, the towers collapsed. End off. The conspiracy theories come about from people trying to look clever and who are "fighting the man, no believing everything they are told".