Gejon

sounds like he found a random one too. wonder if the lads he played with knew who he was Would be funny if they just thought he was some random English bloke, "fuck me, they aren't bad over there are they!?"

Actually (and this is another dickhead youngster story), I was playing a fruit machine in a chicken shop and lost some money, so on the way out, being the nails hard man I am I punched the door and the window broke. I ran off, hide in some grave yard and got some lass to pick me up. Didn't go back in the place for well over a year, the worst thing was that the next day when I woke up with a hangover and thought "what the fuck did I do last night!?" I remembered and coincidentally a police car just randomly pulled into my close. I thought I was going to be in the papers and everything, police turning up to my work place etc.. Ah the hangover paranoia, great stuff that.

Still waiting for this performance that changes my mind, some comments: "20million pounds. The New Gerard. I'm waiting for the transfer window to close with some kind of rescheduled April fools day announcement. I'd be vexed if we found him at Hartlepool for 200k. Any Mackem that was sad to see him go wants their head checking. A completely nothing player if ever there was one, he adds nothing." "Would also much rather see Rodwell and Wilshire as our central pairing. The £20m man is invisible." "Of course he is, happens every time people are 'watching him' He's like those Ghosts from Mario that stand still when you look at them, but do wonders when you turn your back. " That one was rather good "Jordan Henderson doing what he does best so far. Hide in the middle of the park" "Cleverley is far far better than Henderson. " Just saying, as said I/we are probably completely wrong and he does have this ability somewhere, maybe he just saves it for the behind closed door games where he turns into Zidane?

Are you questioning Liverpools transfer policy over the last 40 years? Think you know better huh!?

stick to the thread. Like you just were? As I said, just leave it. In fact I know you won't be able to so enjoy yourself

Yeah I like Danny Dyer, it's one of those guilty secrets. Just a funny lad.

Looking every bit the £20m player tonight

Bore off you tit.

Seriously I agree with you, the only reason people notice your posts about the old board if because they disagree with you. When I said it was because it's all you go on about I was completely wrong and I hold my hands up, I accept it's only because people disagree with you and you rarely talk about that subject. Can we leave it now?

You're fucking delusional man, yeah let's leave it at that

Moral of the story, don't be seen with money in Liverpool.

I stole a scooter from a family member and crashed it, then tried to get it home but got completely lost and took hours to get it home. That was quite weird, I blend all over this jacket, didn't want to bin it because it was so nice but didn't wash it. The blood dried and was left on it, started stinking of fish

Funnily enough I read most threads on the forum, stange that That said it is usually you saying "Newcastle-Online" but I am the one who is obsessed, even if you talk about the place a lot, lot more than I do. You really don't understand this Shepherd/Hall thing do you? Haven't you been warned on here about it? Despite this being one of the most laid back forums I have ever come across? Doesn't that tell you something? You keep telling yourself people get annoyed because you were 'right' but that isn't the case, they get annoyed because you go on about it again and again and again... That's the annoyance. You and everyone else has had their say on it, does it need to be said again in most threads you (everyone elses fault mind) post in?

If this lass was a nice girl then I could have felt a little decent but honestly she was hideous in every way. Horrible, horrible girl! I only went round (hammered) to try and sleep with her mate. Even though I was very, very drunk I still struggled to do it and when I'm drunk I could happily mount a tree.

I woke up with the roughest girl you could ever dream up, it was 6am and I told her I had to get to football so I ran all the way home. I'm no Beckham but she really was a monster, personality and all.

Oh and by the way Christmas Tree, your man 'In the know' Cwarr has just tried to pass of a photoshopped pictures of Gervinho with Alan Pardew, the original photo was this: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechroni...w-307608639.jpg Have a look and hopefully you can put any hopes of him being legit to bed

As far as I know he was banned for ruining every thread going on about Shepherd and the Halls. Baseless accusation though obviously. Was it the same scandalous reason you don't post on Skunkers btw Leazes? I don't know where people get the idea from tbh!

Too many.

You have told me and everyone else the same things for about 5 years now, it's not hard to forget. Why are you replying to that now btw? Must have really riled you

Didn't you post that before?

Or it could be something to do with them suddenly having a hell of a lot of money to spend and they are the club he supports..

Linked up pretty well with Owen.