Gejon

Finally starting to click!

Spot on.

I also agree with what Chez has said, what I do think however is that when someone on twitter is 'unmasked' as a blatant bullshitter they should no longer be given the attention they crave. People who haven't come across said wankers before will only get their hopes up and as I have said before, I think the wankers are most likely mackems having a little giggle at every Newcastle fan that shows excitement at their shite. We'll no doubt be batted back with "well they got this one right..." or something of that ilk. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Especially if the one they 'got right' has been reported in the media for weeks before hand. I'll give it a crack, we will sign Taylor and Erdnic before the transfer window ends, I have a mate high up in NUFC, I can't say who but he is a trusted source and has no reason to lie. Lets see if I can be ITK too

I also agree with what Chez has said, what I do think however is that when someone on twitter is 'unmasked' as a blatant bullshitter they should no longer be given the attention they crave. People who haven't come across said wankers before will only get their hopes up and as I have said before, I think the wankers are most likely mackems having a little giggle at every Newcastle fan that shows excitement at their shite.

I fully understand if you or others dont want to get involved in gossip about possible incomings. Thats fair enough and you can avoid the papers, talk sport etc etc and ignore the odd post or two on the internet but basically in close season I dont think its a big deal and imo has always been part of the fun of close season. We might get this one, we've been linked with that one..... etc etc And yes Douglas broke the Marveaux transfer (I think) but Cabaye was broken on Twitter and Nolan to West Ham was broken on Toontastic! I saw the Cabaye thing on a forum before it was on twitter (probably came from said forum but no doubt an 'ITK' was claiming it as their own). The story came from the French press and I had a little dig at Douglas about it when he was building up their big story for the next day I think I remember the Nolan one being on here... I never said anything about avoiding papers etc.. just ignoring the idiots on twitter, ESPECIALLY the ones like Warris who surely must have lost any sort of credibility when he photoshopped the Tiote picture but it seems some are so desperate for any shit to be true they will continue to follow the likes of him no matter what he does. He could honestly just hold his hands up and say "Yeah I am a mackem and I have been making it all up to piss you mags off" and people would still post his next NUFC related tweet saying "Well you never know.."

The problem is CT, even when someone on twitter is proven to be full of shit (Cwarr07 or whatever he is called for example) you still quote their tweets with something like 'well you never know'.. The best place for Newcastle news is checking foreign google from what I have seen, there's a lad who posts on another forum that just has a check of french google (or something like that) and he finds out these stories before the English press as he did with Cabaye. Twitter will obviously have the odd person doing similar, they aren't ITK and normally don't act as so. The problem with Twitter is for every one of these tweeters (?) there are 10 dickheads making stuff up, people like Warris tend to go with stories that have been reported in the press for weeks/months but add "Done deal" to it, then backpeddle or just ignore when it turns out it isn't a "done deal". Apparently he blocks anyway who questions him too Would much rather go with the journalists even if they do get beaten by the avid foreign press reader at times. Douglas was the one who brokes the Marveaux story, funnily enough Warris and nufc1892 (or whatever he is called) didn't know a thing about it, could be something to do with it not being recently reported in the press that we weren't interested.

He's full of shit, not going to offer to eat my own bollocks or owt but this lad is a proven liar. Don't you remember where he photoshopped a players head onto a picture of Tiote when he signed? Was only a couple of weeks back, isn't that proof enough!?

Two weeks in hospital with one testicle lodged in the throat, congrats Paul

I'll hold you to that mind! Yeah about that eat my own bollocks thing....

Happy Birthday!

This was a story about a mate but funny none the less. He went out on an all dayer with his lass and a few mates, they were staying at her parents house. For some reason (no Idea why) him and his lass ended up sleeping in her mums bed. Anyway during the night he managed to shit himself, in the bed. That's something you would never get over, they did stay together for a while after. To be honest, him or one other mate are the first two people you would think this would happen to if asked. Scruffy fucker.

Doesn't make any sense at all but yeah, makes complete sense. it probably makes perfect sense to anybody with half a brain. Tell you what Gejon, on the basis that Mike Ashley is still owner of NUFC I'll bet you that Liverpool finish above NUFC next season [as you think they are doing it wrong and we are doing it right] ? And this time next year I'll give you the option of double or quits for the season after too ? That would be after 6 years of Mike Ashleys "plan" by then ? Yes or no ? Well you compare a player that cost £1m with one that cost £20m, both who play in completely different positions anyway. Why didn't you go with Tiote? Is it because it would have made your stupid comment redundant? Of course not you fucking moron. How many times have we finished above Liverpool in the last 20 years? Where did I ever say Liverpool's whole transfer policy was wrong? I even said I was jealous of the two forwards they signed in January. I picked one transfer I think they paid well over the odds on, I have pointed this out already. Just how thick are you really? Honestly it really is like hitting my head against a brick wall but instead of it making me thicker you seem to be having the negative affects on the old brain cells.

Doesn't make any sense at all but yeah, makes complete sense.

sounds like he found a random one too. wonder if the lads he played with knew who he was Would be funny if they just thought he was some random English bloke, "fuck me, they aren't bad over there are they!?"

Actually (and this is another dickhead youngster story), I was playing a fruit machine in a chicken shop and lost some money, so on the way out, being the nails hard man I am I punched the door and the window broke. I ran off, hide in some grave yard and got some lass to pick me up. Didn't go back in the place for well over a year, the worst thing was that the next day when I woke up with a hangover and thought "what the fuck did I do last night!?" I remembered and coincidentally a police car just randomly pulled into my close. I thought I was going to be in the papers and everything, police turning up to my work place etc.. Ah the hangover paranoia, great stuff that.

Still waiting for this performance that changes my mind, some comments: "20million pounds. The New Gerard. I'm waiting for the transfer window to close with some kind of rescheduled April fools day announcement. I'd be vexed if we found him at Hartlepool for 200k. Any Mackem that was sad to see him go wants their head checking. A completely nothing player if ever there was one, he adds nothing." "Would also much rather see Rodwell and Wilshire as our central pairing. The £20m man is invisible." "Of course he is, happens every time people are 'watching him' He's like those Ghosts from Mario that stand still when you look at them, but do wonders when you turn your back. " That one was rather good "Jordan Henderson doing what he does best so far. Hide in the middle of the park" "Cleverley is far far better than Henderson. " Just saying, as said I/we are probably completely wrong and he does have this ability somewhere, maybe he just saves it for the behind closed door games where he turns into Zidane?

Are you questioning Liverpools transfer policy over the last 40 years? Think you know better huh!?

stick to the thread. Like you just were? As I said, just leave it. In fact I know you won't be able to so enjoy yourself

Yeah I like Danny Dyer, it's one of those guilty secrets. Just a funny lad.

Looking every bit the £20m player tonight

Bore off you tit.

Seriously I agree with you, the only reason people notice your posts about the old board if because they disagree with you. When I said it was because it's all you go on about I was completely wrong and I hold my hands up, I accept it's only because people disagree with you and you rarely talk about that subject. Can we leave it now?

You're fucking delusional man, yeah let's leave it at that