Gejon

Moral of the story, don't be seen with money in Liverpool.

I stole a scooter from a family member and crashed it, then tried to get it home but got completely lost and took hours to get it home. That was quite weird, I blend all over this jacket, didn't want to bin it because it was so nice but didn't wash it. The blood dried and was left on it, started stinking of fish

Funnily enough I read most threads on the forum, stange that That said it is usually you saying "Newcastle-Online" but I am the one who is obsessed, even if you talk about the place a lot, lot more than I do. You really don't understand this Shepherd/Hall thing do you? Haven't you been warned on here about it? Despite this being one of the most laid back forums I have ever come across? Doesn't that tell you something? You keep telling yourself people get annoyed because you were 'right' but that isn't the case, they get annoyed because you go on about it again and again and again... That's the annoyance. You and everyone else has had their say on it, does it need to be said again in most threads you (everyone elses fault mind) post in?

If this lass was a nice girl then I could have felt a little decent but honestly she was hideous in every way. Horrible, horrible girl! I only went round (hammered) to try and sleep with her mate. Even though I was very, very drunk I still struggled to do it and when I'm drunk I could happily mount a tree.

I woke up with the roughest girl you could ever dream up, it was 6am and I told her I had to get to football so I ran all the way home. I'm no Beckham but she really was a monster, personality and all.

Oh and by the way Christmas Tree, your man 'In the know' Cwarr has just tried to pass of a photoshopped pictures of Gervinho with Alan Pardew, the original photo was this: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechroni...w-307608639.jpg Have a look and hopefully you can put any hopes of him being legit to bed

As far as I know he was banned for ruining every thread going on about Shepherd and the Halls. Baseless accusation though obviously. Was it the same scandalous reason you don't post on Skunkers btw Leazes? I don't know where people get the idea from tbh!

Too many.

You have told me and everyone else the same things for about 5 years now, it's not hard to forget. Why are you replying to that now btw? Must have really riled you

Didn't you post that before?

Or it could be something to do with them suddenly having a hell of a lot of money to spend and they are the club he supports..

Linked up pretty well with Owen.

Let's hope it's like Torres replacing Sturridge then

oh dear. YOU think so, but Liverpool don't. Are you going to argue with Liverpools record, and have you seen Henderson play ? Or are you just trying to justify our 2nd rate transfer policy [which I suspect is the case] So lad. Answer the questions. I don't know if he is worth it yet and neither do you, so cut out the crap and wait and see which club's transfer policy does the best on the pitch. I, like a lot of people think Liverpool have well overpaid for this player, not their whole transfer record over 40 years you stupid old twat. This transfer strategy will have also changed a number of times but this seems to completely pass you by for some reason. I have seen him a few times and he looks nothing remotely special, this seems to be a common opinion and not just amongst Newcastle fans who would be slightly biased. In fact, if anything it would be better if Henderson was this brilliant player because then it wouldn't be Sunderland getting a lot of money for what looks like a distincitvely average player. Does that answer your question? I will expect not because you are a bit thick and I am not sure you understand what your question really is but I have tried my best. Well, shitforbrains, I am sorry but I am finding all this criticism about Liverpool and their transfer policy and ambitions [by those attempting to justify our own 2nd rate ambitions] fantastically embarrassing Stop making them up then If you didn't read peoples posts then add loads of shit up that they didn't say in your head you might not get so angry

can't be arsed to look at the link, but presumably by the bold bit he appears to be a know-nowt naive schoolkid - a bit similar to the likes of CT, Deano, Gejon, and Jaysouthernmag ? Moron

oh dear. YOU think so, but Liverpool don't. Are you going to argue with Liverpools record, and have you seen Henderson play ? Or are you just trying to justify our 2nd rate transfer policy [which I suspect is the case] So lad. Answer the questions. I don't know if he is worth it yet and neither do you, so cut out the crap and wait and see which club's transfer policy does the best on the pitch. I, like a lot of people think Liverpool have well overpaid for this player, not their whole transfer record over 40 years you stupid old twat. This transfer strategy will have also changed a number of times but this seems to completely pass you by for some reason. I have seen him a few times and he looks nothing remotely special, this seems to be a common opinion and not just amongst Newcastle fans who would be slightly biased. In fact, if anything it would be better if Henderson was this brilliant player because then it wouldn't be Sunderland getting a lot of money for what looks like a distincitvely average player. Does that answer your question? I will expect not because you are a bit thick and I am not sure you understand what your question really is but I have tried my best.

see JawD, I don't believe he has the long term success of the club in mind at all, I think [as I have always done] that he just wants to stay in the premiership with as small an outlay as possible and hope to make a small profit for himself, and if that means selling any decent player we find for peanuts so be it. I dont think selling Carroll for £35M was peanuts? Who else would you say we have incorrectly sold? I think Given and Milner were undersold but it's not like he is trying to cash in on any others (that we know of....). Of course it's a concern, it's tempting to think he wants to buy cheap and then sell for a profit. But, he's hardly been making himself any coin? I sound like an apologist here but Im far from it, I just like to take a balanced view as I see it. Liverpool can offer the carrot of CL football to players and could Spurs to a degree, both teams wanting to push for it next season. We could offer what? A push for a top 10? I'd take that though as that would show steady progress than Im happy with. Course Id love nothing more than to be in Europe again. Doesnt have to be CL, playing in Europe brings a certain buzz as you know. Top ten next season, top 8 the one after etc. Course, that can only happen if we retain the best players. We couldnt knock back Carroll, letting Barton go will be a mistake imo if he does and I hope Nolan can be sorted (have 2 years yet though, realistically one). Enrique is a tough one but if he wants to go theres not much we can do. I get the idea he is holding on to see if an offer comes along before he will sign with us again. This is where we should be convincing him we are heading up and not happy sitting in 11-13th. My thoughts exactly, especially the apologist part. It feels like if you don't proclaim him the devil or even go as far to disagree with something negative said about him/mention something remotely positive he has done then you are an Ashley fan boy and he obviously can do no wrong etc..

Do I or anyone else need to contribute anything when you will just make up what we have said as you go along anyway? I made my contribution to this thread by stating I think they paid well over the odds for Henderson and if we signed him for that amount I would have been annoyed. As usual you went off on one of your rants where me saying I thought one of their signings was a bad one actually meant I thought their whole transfer policy over the last 40 years was wrong It's the same old ridiculous histrionics we have all come to expect from you though I suppose.

I see what you did there. Took your time, been sitting here F5'ing for 14 hours straight!

Again, no one has said any of that. Keep it up though.

Going out on the night of a lesbian festival in Hartlepool.

Really liked Role Models

He sounds like a right prick and if he's your age he should know better. Experience suggests they don't

Well he's Turkish so won't be buggering off to the ACN, 5ft 11 and PSG have apparently signed Gameiro so could be surplus. That's all I know.