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Lazarus

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  1. What we need is a manager with pedigree http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=4...ing+move+abroad
  2. People never learn from their mistakes - FACT!
  3. If roeder does leave - we could end up with mcclaren.
  4. Lazarus

    Abuse

    Cath been drinking again?
  5. the bit where bond gets his bollocks tortured was a bit like
  6. my 400gig internal drive has my smut on it. the external drives have my music and tv/film downloads on them
  7. i take it they are drives..... if so whats the capacity ?? 3 of these babies http://www.amazon.co.uk/Western-Digital-Es...2237&sr=8-1
  8. My 500gig drives format to 465 gig - as ive got 3 of them, i 'lose' over 100gig
  9. Heres an Enzo being totalled...
  10. I noticed the night there was about 8 guests going through registration - must be our russian bot friends still trying to entertain us
  11. Microphone? Did you read the manual?
  12. Apologies for disrupting your debate lads....
  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d46VhuVyaD4
  14. Lazarus

    Joke

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won theprize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
  15. Spanish film called 'talk to her' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0287467/ Mostly bollocks tbh except for the bit where the bloke shrinks and climbs inside the womans fanny. and the dance scene right at the end where the couples appear from stage left and the girls do the 'bum wiggle' thing.
  16. Just had one. Fecking hell it was hot. if my arsehole so much as quivers - i'm off to the shitter.
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