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Lazarus

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  1. I dont do mp3. Lossless all the way for me now.
  2. I understand that the targets were Boulmer (Radar Station), Newcastle Airport, the A Power Station at Hartlepool, Catterick (where the RSG was), and the two main urban conurbations on Tyneside and Teeside So presumebly - one missile would deliver 6 warheads to its targets. Christ - the north east would be completely ruined. Is it not just the yanks that have that multiple warhead technology? The way it works is one huge bomb flies off in to space, but splinters in to 6-10 little bombs, and they developed this to evade defence bomb mechanisms. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulava_%28missile%29
  3. Amazing bass........ .......how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see.
  4. I didn't Official secrets act eh ?
  5. I understand that the targets were Boulmer (Radar Station), Newcastle Airport, the A Power Station at Hartlepool, Catterick (where the RSG was), and the two main urban conurbations on Tyneside and Teeside So presumebly - one missile would deliver 6 warheads to its targets. Christ - the north east would be completely ruined.
  6. I thought it was bobby robson for a moment
  7. liar If you do as well as I did on that test, you may win some cream for your sore behind. it's better now thanks for the concern Well remember in future Radgi, prevention is better than cure! thanks but it was not grapes t'was diahorrea Ermm...Radgi...that was a picture of a tube of KY Jelly I posted up. That wouldn't be much use for a case of Farmer Giles. Dunno like......
  8. i thought it was the grapes of wrath for a moment there......
  9. http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf Bastards
  10. Lazarus

    Schitt

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
  11. Lazarus

    Mice

    Yes burn the house down. That's an astonishingly good idea. Well done Goujon! Chicken goujon!! Did you see what I did there? Did ya?!
  12. i reckon it would depend on the height that the bomb was detonated Rob W will know - he worked on the Manhatton project.
  13. Hope it is more cash and not because of "helpful suggestions" tbh. Apparently it's because the presenters want it to be more about the cars and the BBC want in to be more about the celebrity guests. I actually find the "Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car" bit the only boring bit of the show. Boring? Didnt you see the Ranulph Fiennes one were he talked of chopping off his fingers with a hacksaw in his toolshed?
  14. I drove that car on one of the Gran Turismo games and it was INSANE!
  15. RACISM!! It is - and http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417976/
  16. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/139414/maggot/
  17. Gonna catch up on some dvd viewing. Got friggin loooooaaaaaads to watch.
  18. thats the way. Someone with a "plan". a plan to get extremely drunk.........
  19. Pensioners. Piss stinking, blue rinsing, scone nibbling, tea slurping bastards!
  20. i once had a zit up my nose - and its was extremely painful. could see it in a mirror but couldnt get at it to sqeeze it.
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