Lazarus

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-perforated-bowel.htm A perforated bowel is a medical emergency in which a hole in the bowel opens to allow its contents to empty into the rest of the abdominal cavity. The result is frequently sepsis or blood infection, which if not treated can cause almost immediate death. A perforated bowel can occur as the result of traumatic injury, Crohn’s Disease, or diverticulitis

according to the times here given had a 'perforated bowel'. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,293-2364100,00.html

Me mother has just redone the entire kitchen. new cabinets, new surfaces - even bought a one of these old fashioned looking range style cookers. (and i'll admit it all looks very nice). So tonight - she buys the new kitchen clock. Now her and the next door neighbour have practically jizzed themselves silly looking at this clock. i mean - its just a frigging clock!

i'm sure we'd all miss the drunken waffle you occasionally post.

I have but somethings still make me heave. the thought of a big strapping lad (such as yourself) dropping his boxers several times a day in order to apply some grape killing cream is one of them.

SHITE !

He's not gay! He's a scientologist for one thing.

Travolta.

i get that all the fecking time at work. and what really annoys me is that the complaint will be from someone who is sitting 50 feet from the window. i once asked this old wifey if there was this magical current of cold blowing in from the window, over everyone elses heads and then up her trouser leg. to her credit she said yes (and we had a good laugh about it). why the fuck is this in here? i thought my post had been deleted

i get that all the fecking time at work. and what really annoys me is that the complaint will be from someone who is sitting 50 feet from the window. i once asked this old wifey if there was this magical current of cold blowing in from the window, over everyone elses heads and then up her trouser leg. to her credit she said yes (and we had a good laugh about it).

Coupla points i'd like to make... 1) i think its time that muslims worked on their pr image a bit. maybe hire someone like max clifford. 2) *devils advocate hat on* why should muslims and islam change? if they did, would it be to suit us (ie the western world) or them?

walked before he was pushed tbh.

well - i hope he's ok. maybe he'll cut back a little

he's got bairns hasnt he?

Tell the little short arse he a fucking idiot.

i can just imagine him saying 'at least you havnt got half a brain shay, chin up mate'.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/5354622.stm

Thats a great pic.

http://www.ecotopia.co.uk/index.jsp?cName=...;pg=1&mnu=1 Someones taking the piss

just came in from the gig via a few at me local....vodka mixing with my flu medicine...good stuff ou et all the peeps ??? Eh? Your speaking gobbledygook here man thats culture that is ...I thnk it may be French ???? Shirley it should be 'Le Peeps' ?

just came in from the gig via a few at me local....vodka mixing with my flu medicine...good stuff ou et all the peeps ??? Eh? Your speaking gobbledygook

Whats a nice girl like you doing in here so late?