Lazarus

Praise the Lord

Thats not Pav - its Tommy Lee.

i dont think ive ever heard of him/her/it.

Twins are double the

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Theres just no need.

Been to few good gigs in my time Wildhearts at the riverside Slayer at the city hall Metallica at the ice rink guns n roses at gateshead

when i have a slash - i put the seat up and leave it up. when i have a dump, the seat goes down and stays down. Its a mans god given right to piss standing up - therefore the seat has to go up too.

Meenzers gay?

I'll have a dodgy rolex please Bob.

depends i suppose - but if its for religeous reasons then no.

i'd try him for a few months in a defensive midfield role in reserve games.

Go Shinton!

i love reading old stories about the cold war. like how spy planes would fly so close to their targets that the soldiers on the ground would bare their arses and moon at them. i did once read that the russians actually started a countdown durin the cuban missile crisis.

Shirley the hooks are on his cheekbones though

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...ADME:B:AAQ:UK:1 What the fuck is that meant to mean? i apologise (did sound a bit imaginative like)

That Keeley bint is minging. this is carolina salgado

Wind up

thats why ive never been to a pissup - you all talk like GEEKS.

Hope it didnt cost to much.

Is 'hijackthis' free to download Laz? My brother is having a problem with his computer at the moment which seems to be a virus that's piggybacking onto Google. He's tried Norton, Spybot, and Adaware but it's not shifting. http://www.majorgeeks.com/download3155.html

That looks like Steven Segal he's about to say 'I'm gonna akido your ass'!

I luv it, LUV IT, when people know what they are talking about! Cheers, Laz, I owe you a Vimto *next stop a computer shoppee* Its very important you get the right kind of RAM. if you buy a stick of RAM with the wrong number of 'pins' it wont even fit into the slot on the motherboard. but even if you buy a stick with the right number of pins you still have to have one that runs at the correct frequency for the motherboard.

i saw a pic of the internals of a hd-dvd and it had a 1gb stick of ram in it!